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aceupthepants 12-11-2006 03:55 PM

A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
I am beginning to realize that I have a great distaste for doing things like laundry. I know ballers like Boosted J have difficulty finding time to eat, so I just assume trivial events like wiping and laundry fly out the window. So how do the big time ballers (em2) handle mundane activities?

dlorc 12-11-2006 04:01 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
Obviously their mothers do it.

flipdeadshot22 12-11-2006 04:01 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
Soooo what i'm collecting from this post is that you're offering ass-wiping services to the "big time ballers"?

PITTM 12-11-2006 04:06 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
there are plenty of laundry delivery services. i remember evan told me he uses one. but that is in nyc. depends on where you are. doing it yourself is pretty damn easy, but not baller. and since i never fold my clothes theyre always wrinkled, even less baller.

rj

tufat23 12-11-2006 04:08 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
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Obviously their mothers do it.

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holla

aceupthepants 12-11-2006 04:13 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
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there are plenty of laundry delivery services. i remember evan told me he uses one. but that is in nyc. depends on where you are. doing it yourself is pretty damn easy, but not baller. and since i never fold my clothes theyre always wrinkled, even less baller.

rj

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Yes, the folding seems to be the problem. But is investing in a clothing wadrobe that consists only of wrinkle free shirts and pants baller?

yvesaint 12-11-2006 04:14 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
just buy new clothes all the time

AceLuby 12-11-2006 04:15 PM

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just buy new clothes all the time

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now THAT'S baller

Orlando Salazar 12-11-2006 04:15 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
if your bank roll is balla enough...get a manservant to throw out your clothes after one wear...then have him rebuy you the hottest new gear
...if not hire a maid who comes in weekly...if you have the facilities, laundry service should be included. Tip her well, and you'll be happy. 200 a week is about right. Otherwise, take ur mom to the movies and dinner 2x a month. She'll probably do the laundry with her sht. Also, pay some kid to do the lawn while you drive your motorcycle around the block popping wheelies and with your truck stereo blasting Jim Jones and Clipse so loud you can't hear your motor

Wools 12-11-2006 04:17 PM

Re: A lesson in balling (instructors needed)
 
most laundramats will do your laundry for a nominal fee. if you're busy or live in an apt. complex, this is a far better deal than spending time and money on coin operated machinery. drop it off separated into colors and whites, pick it up a few days later.


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