Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship

[edfurlong]

"Mom, I'm sorry, but I'm moving out. I'm thirty five and its just time."

She'll understand.

[PlzBadBeatMe]

"I F***ed your mom"

[boomshakalaka]

Im a bit worried that Im about to run into this problem. [censored] up thing is I think shes cool and all, but Im just not trying to be in a relationship. I think Ive got the skills to keep it as it is though, I think..

[Fours]

ask her what her dad is doing later tonight.

[Kilillan]

Pee on her when she's sleeping. Then apologize and say you were sleepwalking
She'll probably be confused and scared, but still date you. Continue doing it until she breaks up.

[Arbitrage]

[keikiwai]

omg people this isn't the oprah book club

[censored] grow some balls to break up with or some balls to ball her with and post a robusto or busto thread y'all

bbv is not [censored] oot

we don't need to spoon feed relationship advice to wannabe ballas with popped collars and aviator sunglasses

[Spechel EDD]

itt youre in an off again on again relationship

today youre on again *points to dilznick*

[CaseS87]

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are you suggesting he start playing professional football? thats a good idea, it would probably leave him little time to spend with the gf considering how many hours they have to practice and stuff.

[edfurlong]

I think its a suggestion to become an actor, everyone knows actors are gay.