Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Long story short, I don't even think I'm in a relationship(brag), the girl seems to think so(beat), and I want out asap(variance), I'd rather questions than answers, so good, generic excuses are much appreciated.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

You are ugly

You are a whore

I'd rather [censored] Jane than you

I'd rather [censored] Jeff than you

You can't cook

You don't cook

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

tell her you got the clap from your brother

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Just tell her the truth.
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Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Say you've got a gambling problem and you just sucked a dick for enough to buyin short at a live 1/2NL game.

Then start crying and wet yourself while holding her.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

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Say you've got a gambling problem and you just sucked a dick for enough to buyin short at a live 1/2NL game.

Then start crying and wet yourself while holding her.

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only make her stay longer

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

just act yourself and she'll break up with you just as soon as she's sober

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

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just act yourself and she'll break up with you just as soon as she's sober

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I have tried this a fair bit, answering yes/no questions honestly is the best thing I have come up with so far, but its not quite working.

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

I don't like you

Re: Looking for a good excuse to get out of a relationship
 

Simple write a letter ala. homer simpson.

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