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Old 08-23-2006, 10:43 AM
curtis012 curtis012 is offline
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

What Klompy said. It has always worked for me.
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Old 08-23-2006, 12:00 PM
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

Dan Harrington's advice:

http://www.happytampons.com/articles/2005/122905.html
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

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RX8

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OP said he wants to pick up chicks not dicks
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:11 PM
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

so far, the only solid advice i've gotten is whipping out my 10 inch cock-a-doodle.
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Old 08-25-2006, 03:48 AM
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

I have lots of good advice for you. Problem is, it would take a while to type out. The question is, what's it worth to ya?
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Old 08-25-2006, 06:03 PM
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

Get drunk and [censored] girls who you won't remember in the morning and who won't remember you. It's that easy.

Now shut up and stop making [censored] threads.
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Old 09-05-2006, 12:21 PM
BigPoppa BigPoppa is offline
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

Never been one for pickup lines myself.

Just walk up and introduce yourself.
If they're attracted to you, you'll know.
If they're not, you'll know.

This may only be useful if you look as good as I did in college.
If this is true, then I have nothing of use to contribute to this discussion other than....

If a girl ever starts telling you out of the blue about how hard she is to get into bed, or how she doesn't sleep around, know this:
She wants to bone you, and wants you to feel special about it.
It took me a long time to figure that out.
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:00 PM
ReNoRyan ReNoRyan is offline
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Default Re: this mother f\'er is going to college.

Asking girls to be your beer pong partner works well form me.
Just go up to some random chick that looks pretty good and tell her to be your beer pong partner. Play with her and let her shoot a bunch of the shots to give her some confidence. After you guys start winning a few games you will both be a little drunk and this should break the ice. You should have no trouble getting this girl to bed with you after you have won about 6 games. Its all about confidence.
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:42 PM
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nice
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Old 09-05-2006, 01:44 PM
ReNoRyan ReNoRyan is offline
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hmmm notes taken ty. is it true I should act like an [censored] though? i heard girls love the "he's an [censored] but i can tame him" type of stuff.

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This actually works well for me, act like you dont care who the girl is and be an [censored]. Girls are used to guys crawling all over them and being sensitive and [censored]. They want to know why you are avoiding them and they eventually become interested in you. Ive bagged a few ladies using this aproach. (works especially well with younger girls, new freshmen, etc...)
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