Classic Stripper Lines (to their customers)

[gilbert]

I went to the strip club around December of 2004 and got a lap dance and after it was over the stripper kissed me on the mouth. I haven't been to a strip club since.

[Arnfinn Madsen]

"Your friend wants another lap dance"

My friend was obviously BUSTO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

[d-baggery]

"wtf did you say [censored]? Bouncer!!!!"

[The Dude]

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Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

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Me: I'm not free, it's going to cost you.

[yellowdoyle]

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My first time in a strip club. I felt like being funny/a douche:


Stripper:Hey honey. What you doin?
Me: Lookin for trouble. (i sh it you not i said that)
Stripper: O really? Where are you looking for it?
Me: Whatever comes my way?
Stripper: Well...I came your way.
Me: Yes you did.
Stripper then proceeds to whisper into my ear...
Stripper: Wanna go in the back and fu ck me in the ass?

Who can't love a girl with that kind of spunk?

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finish the story

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i bitched out due to
1)lack of funds
2)im a bitch

stripper was real hot though

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WORST ENDING EVER. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

[BrunoThePug]

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We got started and she asked for a reach around.


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WORST ENDING EVER. [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]

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FYP

[GambleGamble]

..Heres my number you should call me

[UATrewqaz]

"You look like you need a dance"

[mmcd]

I was blacked out, belligerant, and throwing money around.

Ugliest stripper in the VIP room to one of my friends:

"Tell your friend to start giving me more money...he'll listen to you"

[DarkForceRising]

Usually something about their kids.