Dumb jokes you still find hilarious

[bobbyi]

A roast beef sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food."

[Poisoned]

what do you call cheese that isnt yours? nacho cheese

i aint readin thru the topic to see if its posted already but its still a dumb joke i find funny

[CORed]

How to tell if a bear is a grizzly bear or a black bear:

1. Kick the bear in the ass.
2. Climb a tree.

If the bear is a black bear, it will climb the tree and then eat you.
If it is a grizzly, it will knock the tree down and then eat you.

[TheLobster]

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A koala bear walks out of a bar and sees a hooker on the street corner. She approaches him and asks if he's looking for a good time. He accepts.

The go around back and he proceeds to 69 with her. After getting his rocks off, he starts walking away. The hooker stops him and says, "aren't you forgetting something?". With a glazed look, the koala bear tells her that he has no clue what she's talking about. She then says, "I'm a prostitute...you owe me. If you don't know what that means, look it up."

He goes to his car, grabs a dictionary from the front seat and looks up...

Prostitute

'One who provides sexual favors for money'


...Then, continues back to his car. The hooker, fuming at this point, starts yelling to him, "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU OWE ME." The koala bear then says, "Well, obviously you have no clue what I am. I'm a koala bear. Take a look"...as he tosses her the dictionary, gets in his car, and drives off.

Confused, the hooker opens the dictionary and looks up...

Koala Bear

'Australian animal that eats bush and leaves'

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I know a variation to this one:

Panda walks into a restaurant, orders food.

He eats his food and then gets up and walks out the door. The boss comes to him and says: "you have to pay"
The panda then shoots the boss.
The boss' wife comes up to him and asks him why he shot her husband.
The panda replies: Hey, I'm a panda. Look it up in the dictionary
The wife looks it up:

Panda

Eats shoots and leaves

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[Zaphrous]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face.


A man walks into a bar and there is a horse in the corner with a jar of money next to him. The man asks the bartender what the money is for. Bartender says " For ten bucks you can win the all the money if you can make the horse laugh". The man says I will give it a try. He gives the bartender ten bucks and goes over to the horse and whispers something to him. The horse busts out laughing. The bartender says "Wow, here is your money."
A few days later the man comes back into the bar and the horse is still there and there is another jar of money there and he asks the bartender what the money is for. The bartender says you can win it if you can make the horse cry. The guys says I will try. He walks over to the horse and whips out his dick. The horse starts crying.
The bartender says how did you do it. The man said the first time I told the horse my dick was bigger than his, the second time I showed him.


Zaph