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#151
05-14-2006, 05:27 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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[ QUOTE ] Player 1: I make my living off of people like you... Player 2: You're a pro? Player 1: No, I tutor handicapped children. [/ QUOTE ] Winner! [/ QUOTE ] AGREED!! and now I'm going to steal it to become popular. 
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#152
05-14-2006, 05:37 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
Sorry, forgot the reason I came here - this just happened on pokerroom - I don't know why I found this incredibly funny maybe it's just the blunt reaction to all that pokertalk...or maybe it's just late...
Player 1 : How can you call that? Player 1 : You were less tha-n 8% to win the pot having only 3 outs, I didn't give you the pot oddds to call . Player 1 : You have no understanding of pot equity. Player 1 : I bet you don't even know what M is? Player 1 : or reverse implied odds are?? Player 1 : LOL Player 2 : F**k off. I love pokerroom and it's uncensored chat room sometimes.
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#153
05-14-2006, 01:38 PM
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Player C : fu - i make my living from people like you Player D : you a pro? Player C : sure am Player D : a 5c table pro? you live in a kennel? [/ QUOTE ] Best in this thread. Hilarious.
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#154
05-15-2006, 08:44 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
Pokerroom has some great chat exchanges, especially in HU tournies.
23 minutes of action. Not a word typed the whole time. I have a good lead, I push, he calls. My hand holds up for the win. He types “F*CK YOU!” Screen fades to black. I don't know why, but I thought this was so funny. Just this weekend, I am in another HU tourney with a very aggresive douchebag... Villain: “your nickname is stupid” Villian: “your mother is so f*ckin ugly” I type up the following, so I can send this message before he leaves the table... “my mom may be ugly, but I got your money...thanks!” I bust him out 10 minutes later and press SEND.
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#155
05-15-2006, 10:03 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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Just this weekend, I am in another HU tourney with a very aggresive douchebag... Villain: “your nickname is stupid” Villian: “your mother is so f*ckin ugly” I type up the following, so I can send this message before he leaves the table... “my mom may be ugly, but I got your money...thanks!” I bust him out 10 minutes later and press SEND. [/ QUOTE ] lame
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#156
05-15-2006, 11:12 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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[ QUOTE ] Just this weekend, I am in another HU tourney with a very aggresive douchebag... Villain: “your nickname is stupid” Villian: “your mother is so f*ckin ugly” I type up the following, so I can send this message before he leaves the table... “my mom may be ugly, but I got your money...thanks!” I bust him out 10 minutes later and press SEND. [/ QUOTE ] lame [/ QUOTE ] Hell yeah!
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#158
05-17-2006, 10:00 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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"You get the new software update yet?" "No, I dont think so." "Ya, you should get it, it has a fold button." -LL [/ QUOTE ] AWESOME!!!! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#160
05-18-2006, 11:14 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
lol, similar situation after the flop hero had KK, 3rags on teh flop, he bets 4 times the pot size on an all in AJ calls, and he says uhh nice call when KK holds up, and the villian says Well it was a coin flip the whole way.
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