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#131
04-11-2006, 10:16 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
It was $10 bucks. I said it half-jokingly. It wasn't my game so it wasn't my decision.
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#132
04-11-2006, 07:14 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
Fairly Decent $1-2 limit 6-maxer berates a fish after having his AA cracked by 97os, fish gets upset and leaves the table. Now it's me and the him heads-up:
Me: Did your dad ever take you fishing as a kid? Him: Ya, why? Me: Did he ever slap you on the head when you talked because you were scaring the fish away? Him: Yes Me: Well, right now consider me your father *slap*
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#133
04-22-2006, 04:34 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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Guy who has been losing> Man I've been get reamed up the keister all night. Other guy> And you took a break to play poker?? [/ QUOTE ] One of the funniest things I have read on the internet and that takes some doing.
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#134
04-23-2006, 09:52 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
on pacific poker in a SNG, this huge fish was giving me crap for losing some hand or another, and this hand comes up:
he's UTG and im on the BB. he calls and i say "calling UTG? you [censored], i'm going to raise you off of it." him: "oh yeah? do it then" me: "i will" action gets to me, i raise to about 6x the BB, and he calls. everyone else folds. flop comes 6KJ rainbow. i just go all-in, and he thinks for a second and calls. me: AA him: 55 me: "oops."
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#135
04-25-2006, 09:11 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
roommate is playing 25NL, and his sn usually gets attention
he flops tptk and gets called down to river where 3rd best pairs the board limpinpimpin: you jewed me on that one villain: how can you say that, there might be jewish people at the table that should be offended later on, limpin hits a flush on the turn against villain's tpgk villain: omfg i can't believe you jipped me like that limpinpimpin: i don't think you can say that, what if we're playing with a couple gypsies?
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#136
04-25-2006, 10:43 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
booo!!! get off the stage.
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#137
04-26-2006, 02:18 AM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
Some time last year hero was playing PL Omaha and on a heater. Villain tilting badly. Avatars disappear and villain only realizes about 2 orbits later.
Villain: hey what happened to my pic? Hero: I believe you bet it 3 hands ago!! Priceless Regards, Carl
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#138
04-26-2006, 04:18 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
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Player 1: I make my living off of people like you... Player 2: You're a pro? Player 1: No, I tutor handicapped children. [/ QUOTE ] Winner!
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#139
04-26-2006, 09:15 PM
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Re: Funniest thing you\'ve heard while playing online.
This one also demonstrates how much luck there is in poker:
Late in a No-Limit Tournament(started with about 350 players). The chipleader doesn't bet the nut full-house on the river with 3 clubs showing: Leader: Whew, that clubs really scared me. Hero: Why, you had a full-house? Leader: I know. ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ??????????
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#140
04-29-2006, 10:46 AM
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Player C : fu - i make my living from people like you Player D : you a pro? Player C : sure am Player D : a 5c table pro? you live in a kennel? [/ QUOTE ] I laughed out loud at this one. A 5c pro. At least he's a bigger player than all the play money millionaires online.
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