Beat: Parents think I am molesting my sister

[Golden_Rhino]

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beat: you're 21 and still live with your parents.

if you moved out, you could molest people in peace!

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That would be -EV for the OP. He would have to stock up on candy, make up stories about lost puppies, worry about NBC doing an undercover show etc... If he stays home, he has in house tang.

[bearcats54]

ok so...

1. your sister walks around the house naked back to her bedroom after she showers?
2. why didnt she have some clothes on? was the spider that important for u to run in there while she was still naked.. and u didnt even care that she was naked?
3. kind of weird that she would see the spider on the ceiling right away before she was dressed..
4. why would she stand right under where you were swatting at the spider? i would have been way away from it.

verdict: pedofile

[creamfillin]

lolupdataments

[boomshakalaka]

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(i barely ever cry)

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lol you cry? [censored]










ok but seriously, you have either super leveled us or you need some advice. My advice is shoot yourself before you sign an unknown number of years of your life away to the military. Think about your little sister man. You run off to the military get killed and for the rest of her life she feels like its her fault. If I where your dad I might flip out too, but hell come to his senses. He [censored] up bad, dont compound the situation by [censored] up even more. Chill out for a couple of days (maybe weeks?) Whatever you do, dont let it be something that you cant reverse when you have a clear head.

[thunk]

Find the spider. It's probably still sitting in her room if you killed it.

[boomshakalaka]

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ok so...

1. your sister walks around the house naked back to her bedroom after she showers?
2. why didnt she have some clothes on? was the spider that important for u to run in there while she was still naked.. and u didnt even care that she was naked?
3. kind of weird that she would see the spider on the ceiling right away before she was dressed..
4. why would she stand right under where you were swatting at the spider? i would have been way away from it.

verdict: pedofile

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bah youre reasoning sucks. While the weightlifting intro to the story doesnt help his case, I think hes innocent. 1 and 2: she had a towel on and it came off in the commotion. 3: people are more likely to look up when theyre dressed as opposed to naked? 4: shes a 11 y/o girl, if you cant see her standing there with her hands over her eyes frozen screaming her lungs out, you obviously have never had a little sister, niece, or a prepubescent girl you fantazied about from afar.

[bearcats54]

ok maybe your right but...

maybe OP placed the spider there then moved in for the titty [censored].

[NozeCandy]

Leatherface you are just as stupid as the rest of your family if you honestly do what you are said you would in your update. There are plenty of legitimate reasons to join the military, spite and anger are not among them. You couldn't pick a worse time than now to enlist.

I don't know, this still reeks of BS to me. No real parents would react like that.

[thunk]

Living life to take lives is hardly a life at all. The obvious move is to step up and hold your ground. Explain the situation clearly and calmly. Things will settle down, they'll miss their son, and realize how bad they just messed things up. More than likely everything will go back to normal.

That's family for you.

[ggighn]

Tell your mom where your dad hides his porn collection.