Female on Paxil, Things have changed

[El Diablo]

Doc,

What's going on? Have you been shopping yet?

[Blarg]

For what, a new hairbrush?

[SoloAJ]

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For what, a new hairbrush?

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Probably tampons.

[WayneBrady]

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a b*tch?

[Magellan]

What's goin' on Doc?

Also, did I manage to clear up my position for you on the how pushy to be thing?

[Doc7]

This story ended in the most hilarious way possible for the 2p2 readers. tune in later once I type up a trip report.

[Doc7]

Friday night: we go to my house, drink champagne and ready-made White Russians, and eventually go to sleep (nothing ever happened).

Last night: we get back to school around 8 PM. She goes to do work and I go play some roller hockey, after we hit the store for vodka/kahlua/milk for our own white Russians. I get back from hockey around 10pm, call her and she is asleep! And ditches!

10 minutes go by and we decide that yes indeed we will drink after I shower. Eventually I get over there, mix the white Russians, and pound the first one…as a lightweight I am already tipsy. I make us a few more, I probably had 5-6 shots worth of alcohol over three hours. She only had a little bit. I was fairly sure nothing was going to happen as she said “wow you’re drinking pretty fast” and I said “im drinking copious amounts tonight”. ‘Copious’ is the word she’s used repeatedly to describe the amount we’re going to drink if and when we get down to business, and I intentionally dropped the word. Her response of “umm” or something like that let me know that it was not the night.

I’m getting more and more smashed and all of sudden I open my eyes and the lights are out, the TV is off, and we’re both laying down on her bed. I get my arm around her and etc, fall asleep, probably catch like 3-4 hours of sleep total. Starting around 6-7 AM, when I am awake I am running my hands on her back, legs, arms, shoulders, hair, etc. (maneuvering into the ‘spoon’ as much as possible)

Around 11 AM (so we’ve been on/in her bed for 12 hours now), I start making a determined effort as I realize that I am extremely busy with school work this week and this is probably one of my very few if not only chances that I’ll ever be in her bed with her like this. I start running my fingers up and down her legs and around her stomach, but also taking care not to like hit anything too personal as I was not sure she was awake at this time, and wasn’t going to risk a terrible reaction if she woke up to something unexpected going on. Her hand moves to rest on my leg and I kind of interlace my fingers with it and mess around a while. She seems responsive but I’m not totally sure. I’m simultaneously breathing down her neck and playing footsie.

Finally, she pushes my hand between her legs. I move it and do what I was doing earlier in the general vicinity as I still wasn’t 100% sure on how to proceed with a possibly-asleep girl. She grabs me and guides me there again, so I whisper ‘are you awake?’…she laughs and says ‘obviously!’ So I start the whole rubbing thing. Multiple attempts to go underneath her pants are rejected, so I stay outside. I ask ‘how far do you want to go with this?’ and she says “whatever you want.” This goes on for maybe 10 minutes, with some of her guidance, when she starts grabbing at my crotch.

This is when I realize it. I do not have an erection. WHAT THE [censored]? This girl is hot as anything and I’ve wanted this for a long time. I WAS hard earlier, and was trying to ‘let her know’ about that by being a little more forceful with the spooning before this whole thing started.

She stops me from doing what I was doing but keeps squeezing on me a little (INTERESTING NOTE: Until I told her, she apparently was not aware that I wasn’t able to get it up). I’m starting to get desperate. Thinking maybe a little vocal interaction would help I ask her if she came and that’s why she was pulling my hand away after pushing it in moments before. She shook her head no….which didn’t help matters.

I try to help things along myself, and it just isn’t [censored] working. Finally, we call it quits, post-game discussion points follow: “no i stopped you because it was like a billion degrees and i was sweaty, my hair is disgusting etc etc”
“sorry, i was not about to let you experience crack whore, i need a shower, dehydrated, sports bra me”


So, boys. I “succeeded”, but ultimately failed. What the [censored] do I do now?

[bobman0330]

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(INTERESTING NOTE: Until I told her, she apparently was not aware that I wasn’t able to get it up)

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Unless your pubic bone is very strangely shaped, I don't see how this is possible.

EDIT: Oh, yeah, advice. Apparently you're gay, and you're trying to hide it through a sexless pseudo-relationship with this manipulative, controlling, sense-of-touch-deprived bitch. That's the only possible explanation for you failing to bone her so far, and then, when she's literally fallen into your lap, still being unable to do the deed.

Try having sex with a guy, it might work better. Heavily bowdlerized trip report expected.

[Doc7]

she was only squeezing like where my balls are. she was also on her side facing away from me at the time.

[Doc7]

Reply to edit: I'm not gay. As I mentioned, I was 'ready' for a long time prior to this happening (maybe this has to do with it??).