Anybody here got a vasectomy?

[IggyWH]

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condoms fail sometimes, and sometimes the woman will do things to get herself pregnant by you.

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It sounds like you got so much going for you, it's beyond belief that you haven't knocked up a chick yet because she put a pin hole in your condom so you could knock her up and she could take you for all your worth.