How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[kylephilly]

Try that new drug JENKEM

[BlueSmurf]

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don't piss when you wake up, as it's very probable that poo will just fall out at the slightest sensation of waste release

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This ruins everything from blind dates to job interviews

[whorasaurus]

[kylephilly]

Also, maybe you should save your [censored] and donate it to jenkem users

[ZOMG_RIGGED!]

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also, drink as much milk as you can.
like when yur body says no, drink one more bag.

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Who buys milk by the bag?

[McBeef]

actually having diarrhea is pretty worthless with getting a doctors note, your gp aint gonna check your underwear for skidmarks. doctors dont care about diarrhea, they jsut wanna write you a note so you [censored] off, no one wants to hang around someone who cant control their bowels.. jsut go to the doc and youll be out in less than 2minutes with a crisp note

maybe try insomnia? i got drugs and stuff for that and the doc didnt do any tests apart from jsut asking me questions and normal stuff. pretty sweet excuse if you ask me

[wet work]

Drink a lot of Budweiser. You'll be producing some "Bud Mud" in no time.

[SimonBarSinister]

How has this not been said, 100% effective for me.

[chrismystero]

Ty for all the responses. TR due tomorrow afternoon to you fine gents.

[GTBMuckface]

TO THOSE WHO DOUBT MY BAGGED MILK:

THE BAG:


so this is the bag, you take it out, and put it in...

THE PLASTIC JUG:


once inside this jug, you cut a corner off the bag.

OP, drink 3 Bags, which is 4 litres, or a gallon for the americans, and you'll about as unhappy as this dude: