How can I make myself get diarrhea?

[Chaos_ult]

Coming from a person who used to ditch middle/highschool ALL the time (I became known as the person who never went to school), trust me, if you go to the doctor, you really don't need to have any real symptoms.

A good one to use is you have really really really bad migraines that are horribly distracting.

As long as you have that doctors' note, you're golden.