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Old 03-19-2006, 02:16 AM
Phil153 Phil153 is offline
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After that, it'll be in like flin.

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"Who?"
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:01 AM
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Flop prefold.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:07 AM
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Ok I read OP and a few others posts too long to go through it all so not sure if this has been discussed but OP why dont you try in a comfortable enviornment and before you try ti stick it in do the single most important thing there is other then relaxing the women. Make way for your penis, I have found it a lot easier to penetrate a girl there first time if you finger them first start off with one finger and gradually work up to three. Once she is a lot more into it or out of it [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] and she is wet-er then attempt penetration.

Also as someone else said let her get on top it will let her in control and you wont just be jamming it all the way in without her doing so as well.

In other words set the mood, finger her a bit until wet and easier opening, then attempt penetration.

meh if it doesnt work atleast you tried something different eh.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:24 AM
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I can't believe this guy has a girlfriend and I don't. Are you or she mildly retarded?

[/ QUOTE ]If you are both virgins, knowing stuff about sex isn't required to have a relationship.

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I can't believe this guy has a girlfriend and I don't. Are you or she mildly rich as [censored]?

[/ QUOTE ]FWIW, that doesn't have anything to do with it. She has no clue how much I make, but know I make some money from poker. She made some off hand comment that implied that one could not support a family playing poker (meaning she thinks I make like < 15k/yr or so).

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I've never been able to successfully get a good whackin' from cinemax.

[/ QUOTE ]wtf? that stuff rules [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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If you're nervous, you might have trouble being fully erect, and then it's going to be surprisingly difficult to accomplish anything.

[/ QUOTE ]not nervous and definitely fully erect [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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He made a statement that indicated that he was aware that the pill takes a couple of cycles to be effective.

[/ QUOTE ]she told me when we were discussing birth control stuff...definitely had no idea before a week ago.

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show her your blog

[/ QUOTE ]haha probably not [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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How is getting condoms such an issue - especially on a college campus? Hasn't there been a booth or table somewhere giving them out free? Maybe even included in your new checking account goody bag.

[/ QUOTE ]Condoms aren't that easy to come by at college because there's no sex allowed on campus (it's a Christian college).

Also, some good news and bad news. Good news: I'm in Wisconsin now and staying at her sister's place who has a box full of condoms for us to use. Bad news: she just started her period and she finds it too gross down there or whatever (I'd be fine with it all bloody, I think), so it's a no-go for 4 more days.

Furthermore, some people seem to be making fun of me for not knowing a lot about sex even though I'm 22. WTF? How do you guys learn all this stuff about sex before you've had sex? I guess I was never super curious before because it was never an issue (the philosophy of worrying about crossing the bridge when I get there). Do you guys read about it in books or internet? Did your friends just clue you in on all the details? Did your parents give you a sex talk? I never really had any of that. I never really watched porn and am still afraid of seeing a vagina. Also, my friends don't really talk about sex much either since most of them are virgins, too.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:50 AM
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Careful. It 6 months after my vasectomy to be completely sterile. And yes, this is a boast.

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Yeah, but it might take him that long to figure out how his junk works. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:54 AM
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As for the her vagina "not being big enough" nonsense ... just lick her clitoris for 10 minutes. Your neck will probably be stiff as hell the first time you do this, but suck it up, she'll enjoy it. After that, it'll be in like flin.

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Headmaster: So just listen... now did I or did I not do vaginal
juices?

Pupils: Yes sir.

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the clitoris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her
off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight
for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so
on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we
stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.
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Old 03-19-2006, 05:55 AM
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Furthermore, some people seem to be making fun of me for not knowing a lot about sex even though I'm 22. WTF? How do you guys learn all this stuff about sex before you've had sex? I guess I was never super curious before because it was never an issue (the philosophy of worrying about crossing the bridge when I get there). Do you guys read about it in books or internet? Did your friends just clue you in on all the details? Did your parents give you a sex talk? I never really had any of that. I never really watched porn and am still afraid of seeing a vagina. Also, my friends don't really talk about sex much either since most of them are virgins, too.

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It's hard to resist an easy target. But seriously, yeah, watch some porn (but don't take it too seriously), read books, talk to friends, use the internet (didn't have that resource when I was your age).
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Old 03-19-2006, 06:05 AM
RayZeeJustin RayZeeJustin is offline
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Stick to posting in HSNL, virgin.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:42 PM
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Usually when I see the word "awesome" in the subject line of a thread, I expect the thread to be less than awesome. This thread has exceeded my expectations. It is, in fact, awesome.
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Old 03-20-2006, 02:47 PM
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Expect your proficiency in poker to decrease right after you find those connies.
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