week 9 fantasy bitch/brag

[Edge34]

Every player on my main league team, short of Lynch and Portis, is a bitch.

Starting lineup today:

Cutler (hurt, of course, when I bench VY)

Lynch (55 yards thus far)

Portis (109 but can't get into the end zone AGAINST THE FREAKING JETS)

Driver (who apparently Brett Farve has forgotten exists)

V. Jackson (who has had two big plays stolen)

Vernon Davis (who sucks)

David Akers and the Pats D are the two people I can somewhat rely on.