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Old 03-18-2006, 03:57 PM
Hopey Hopey is offline
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I had a girl that couldn't get her mouth around my tallywhacker. I'm not boasting, she was 5 years old.
Didn't last long.

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FYP
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Old 03-18-2006, 03:59 PM
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Condoms are for suckers. Next time just force it in as hard as you can and bang away. Trust me.
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Old 03-18-2006, 07:17 PM
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I had a girl that couldn't get her mouth around my tallywhacker. I <u>am</u> boasting, she was 5 years old.
Didn't last long.

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Old 03-18-2006, 08:06 PM
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I may be wrong. But I think it's a fairly long shot to get pregnant anyway even with a full load, all in way in, and her orgasming when she's out of ovulation. Just poking around seems fairly harmless to me if you have any control at all. Out of ovulation I'd hazard to say it's safer than the pill.

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Precum isn't about control because it's not about ejaculation. It's just your system clearing stuff out and getting the pH balance right.

However, sperm can come with it. And, you can have precum without coming even remotely close to orgasm. Don't think it's a matter of willpower or control, experience, or excitement level, because it's not.
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:10 PM
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You suck at giving sex advice.

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http://www.managingcontraception.com..._10-20-00.html
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the percent of women experiencing an unintended pregnancy within the first year of using withdrawal as a method of birth control is from 4 % (perfect users) to 19 % (typical users).

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These are people who regularly go near ejaculation and withdraw beforehand, a LOT more stimulation, depth and frequency involved than just poking around.

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Some concern exists that the pre-ejaculate fluid may carry sperm into the vagina. In itself, the pre-ejaculate, a lubricating secretion produced by the Littre or Cowper's glands, contains no sperm. A study examining the pre-ejaculate for the presence of spermatozoa found none in the samples of 16 men. The chances of such sperm [occasionally found in precum, left behind from a PREVIOUS ejaculation] causing fertilization must be low, though not negligible." Malcolm Potts and Peter Diggory, Textbook of Contraception

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Now can we stop hating on my sex advice and get back to the OP?

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Phil, this means that the low estimate of women who will get pregnant PER YEAR of using withdrawal is 4%. Keep in mind that estimates are as LOW as 4% and as HIGH as 37%. Regardless, unless the OP is a supreme [censored], he will not take a 1/20 chance of having a baby to care for the rest of his life, just to avoid birth control. Remember, we are talking about someone who sucks at having sex so much he doesn't know WTF he is doing and has to ask OOT for advice. Chances are, he accidently nuts before he pulls out.

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Notable too is that chances are everyone would blow a load sooner or later.
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:11 PM
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get her excited first.

thrust.

the end.

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Gotta love a girl like that.
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:12 PM
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this thread needs this picture:

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Old 03-18-2006, 08:16 PM
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zeebo,

Apparently she has been w/ some black guys already.

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LOL
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Old 03-18-2006, 08:22 PM
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The first few responses in this thread seem to be suggesting that it's her problem. I think it can easily be your problem as well. If you're nervous, you might have trouble being fully erect, and then it's going to be surprisingly difficult to accomplish anything.

It's going to take several tries before you get good at it. Be patient, and try a bunch of different things. Whatever you do, do not try and assign blame or suggest that any difficulty that you're having is somehow related to her anatomy.
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Old 03-18-2006, 10:28 PM
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There is a word for people that use the withdrawal method.


Parents.
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