An Awesome Girl Question! (sex problem)

[man]

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i dont know if i want to make fun of you, or cry for you. both.

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thanks, but my friends have you covered on that.

[Hopey]

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Watch some skinemax or somethin.

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Instead of just wackin it...

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I've never been able to successfully get a good whackin' from cinemax.

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You obviously aren't trying hard enough.

[KaneKungFu123]

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i dont know if i want to make fun of you, or cry for you. both.

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thanks, but my friends have you covered on that.

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stick your dick in a girl, bro. that is all.

[Dominic]

it's almost impossible for your penis to be too large for her. Vaginas can accomodate babies coming out of them, they can certainly accomodate your massive tool.

She's a virgin - it's going to be tight and it's going to hurt her some. Be patient, be gentle, and don't lose your sense of humor.

Of course you suck at sex. You've never done it before. But this is one task where it's a lot of fun to learn how to do it right!

Yes, pre-cum can get her pregnant. Birth-control, my boy, birth-control.

Technically, you guys are no longer virgins...but if her hymen is still intact, I guess we can fib a little.

Before you try again, either make sure she's excited enough to be well-lubricated (wet!) or use some other lubrication to help things along...Astroglide is a very good lube for this.

Anyway...good luck and most importantly, HAVE FUN.

[PokerFink]

Zeebo,

Genius.


Everyone who is trying to give real advice,

WTF is wrong with you?

[Sponger.]

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Before you try again, either make sure she's excited enough to be well-lubricated (wet!) or use some other lubrication to help things along...Astroglide is a very good lube for this.

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Yeah, what everyone said. Use lube.

[El Diablo]

zeebo,

Apparently she has been w/ some black guys already.

[Dominic]

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Zeebo,

Genius.


Everyone who is trying to give real advice,

WTF is wrong with you?

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why? I don't know this guy at all, but it sounde sincere. Why not give advice? If this is some stupid "parody," oh well, I got fooled. Big deal.

[SuitedSixes]

I got the girl pregnant this firt time I had sex (on Legend of Zelda sheets). I wore a condom and there wasn't a leak in it.

How do I know this? Because I kept it on after I was done, pulled up my pants, climbed out the window, drove towards home, stopped at a gas station, went in the bathroom, took it off and ran water in it. No leak.

I hope your first time is as fun as mine.

[diebitter]

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it's almost impossible for your penis to be too large for her. Vaginas can accomodate babies coming out of them, they can certainly accomodate your massive tool.


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I had a girl that couldn't get her mouth around my tallywhacker. I'm not boasting, she had a small mouth, is all.

Didn't last long.