Screwing Someone Over Spectacularly - Page 6

BaHorst · #51 03-16-2006, 01:14 AM

you guys suck at explaining tho. Someone said what would you do w/ their SS#, and the only thing someone could respond w/ is oysters, and open CC accounts. amazing response.

surfinillini · #52 03-16-2006, 01:15 AM

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you guys suck at explaining tho. Someone said what would you do w/ their SS#, and the only thing someone could respond w/ is oysters, and open CC accounts. amazing response.

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what else is there to do with a SS#...commit a crime in another country, flee, and leave behind a fake SS card.

edit (actually that's a pretty good idea)

BaHorst · #53 03-16-2006, 01:18 AM

touche surf. i will now guard my SS# card w/ my life.

El Diablo · #54 03-16-2006, 02:03 AM

Matt,

Stab his ex-wife and companion to death. Plant bloody glove at his place. Use his shoe to make footprint at scene of crime.

Last time I tried this it didn't work out, but I think it has potential.

nolanfan34 · #55 03-16-2006, 02:36 AM

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Matt,

Stab his ex-wife and companion to death. Plant bloody glove at his place. Use his shoe to make footprint at scene of crime.

Last time I tried this it didn't work out, but I think it has potential.

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Well played.

gamblore99 · #56 03-16-2006, 03:08 AM

Turn him into a quadriplegic. I dont have an elaborate plan for this. Maybe just a chainsaw or something. Then keep him locked in your basement, and pay a transexual hooker a large amount of money every week to assrape him on a regular basis. Also, only feed him fish heads.

It would also make it even sweeter if you could marry his ex-wife who left him after becoming a quadriplegic, and then have sex with her in front of him.

Boris · #57 03-16-2006, 04:18 AM

Matt - whatever I did, I'm sorry man.

Matt Flynn · #58 03-16-2006, 02:21 PM

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Assuming you are pretty close to the person and that they have a little Arab or Muslim blood in their background, you could do the following. It would probably have to be a roomate or something to make this all work. Also most ideal if your victim is a foreign national.

1) Use his computer to surf websites that would make him appear sympathetic to Al Qaeda. Post inflammatory political statements from his computer to various websites. Also visit websites that explain bomb making, that discuss the vulnerabilities of nuclear facilities, that have subway or other infrastructure plans, etc.

2) Send his resume to apply for jobs at nuclear facilities, port authorities, perhaps immigration jobs, anything suspicious.

3) Before he is scheduled to fly somewhere, sprinkle gunpowder lightly on his shoes and his bags. Sew a small pocket Koran and knife into the lining of his bag. Fold a tattered page of paper that vaguely and incompletely describes plans that involve the location of other participants and a bomb. If you could get this into arabic that would be ideal.

4) Before he leaves for the airport, call the FBI terrorist hotline. Tell them you suspect he is planning on bringing the plane down, but that they should be really careful since he is carrying concealed weapons and is trained in martial arts.

5) Next call the press. Make yourself available for interviews, when he gets picked up tell the press how much time he spent last summer in Kazakhstan (or someplace similar) and how he has never been the same since, with weird friends, etc.

I am sure others can improve on the details. I think something like this would be tough to recover from. There is a chance he might just get shot, and there will be enough going on that he will be in for a real investigation.

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This is excellent.

Matt Flynn · #59 03-16-2006, 02:23 PM

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Are you planning on employing this strategy? Or is this another reason why great minds shouldn't be idle?

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I owe Matt some money and I think this is his not so subtle way of getting me to pay up.

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Excellent. How much do you owe me?

Rduke55 · #60 03-16-2006, 03:50 PM

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Turn him into a quadriplegic. I dont have an elaborate plan for this. Maybe just a chainsaw or something. Then keep him locked in your basement, and pay a transexual hooker a large amount of money every week to assrape him on a regular basis. Also, only feed him fish heads.

It would also make it even sweeter if you could marry his ex-wife who left him after becoming a quadriplegic, and then have sex with her in front of him.

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But if he's dead from the neck down he may not feel it.