Poker Pro "antics" that f'ing tilt you the most?

[quirkasaurus]

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this nitty non-pro rubbing, kissing, caressing pics of his 19 children and heffer wife everytime he plays a pot



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QFT -- yes definitely. this guy was . . . pathetic.

trying to calm his weirdly guilty conscious for leaving
his widdle famiwy for a week of poker.

"I know!! I'll make it seem like I miss them by
KISSING THEIR PICTURES IN A DISTURBING WAY WHENEVER
THE CAMERAS ARE ON ME!! Myoo-ah-ha-ah!! They'll
never realize I COULD CARE LESS, DON'T MISS THEM
AT ALL, and am having the time of my life!!!"