*** Official October Chat Thread: The Purple Goose *** - Page 33

Mike Kelley · #**321** 10-04-2007, 01:39 PM

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schwallie

bitches aint [censored] but hoes and tricks.

you need to just learn how to lie to the bitch

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You need counseling man. If anything should re-affirm prodigy, it should be that you disagree with his choices.

pattay · #**322** 10-04-2007, 01:39 PM

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its worth you read this hand..

PokerStars Game #12432838609: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/04 - 13:33:06 (ET)
Table 'Sarin V' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: DivisnByZero ($335.30 in chips)
Seat 2: Dilith ($203.95 in chips)
Seat 4: KamHas ($530.10 in chips)
Seat 5: Tru_Dat ($207.15 in chips)
Seat 6: fabio1984 ($104.55 in chips)
Seat 7: treysfull21 ($286.20 in chips)
Seat 9: hotsauce54 ($379.90 in chips)
DivisnByZero: posts small blind $1
Dilith: posts big blind $2
3citypl: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Dilith [Ah Ad]
KamHas: raises $10 to $12
Tru_Dat: folds
fabio1984: folds
treysfull21: folds
hotsauce54: folds
DivisnByZero: folds
Dilith: raises $26 to $38
KamHas: calls $26
*** FLOP *** [Jc 4c 5h]
Dilith: bets $44
KamHas: calls $44
*** TURN *** [Jc 4c 5h] [Js]
Dilith: bets $121.95 and is all-in
KamHas: calls $121.95
*** RIVER *** [Jc 4c 5h Js] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Dilith: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
KamHas: mucks hand
Dilith collected $405.90 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $408.90 | Rake $3
Board [Jc 4c 5h Js 6d]
Seat 1: DivisnByZero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Dilith (big blind) showed [Ah Ad] and won ($405.90) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 4: KamHas mucked [Ac 9h]
Seat 5: Tru_Dat folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: fabio1984 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: treysfull21 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: hotsauce54 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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lol

pattay · #**323** 10-04-2007, 01:46 PM

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schwallie

bitches aint [censored] but hoes and tricks.

you need to just learn how to lie to the bitch

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You need counseling man. If anything should re-affirm prodigy, it should be that you disagree with his choices.

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im not against girlfriends, but i am against girlfriends in college BECAUSE im very against lying/cheating, and also very against not maximizing the amazing college experience. but i guess it just depends on whether shes worth it, and if she is, then do your thing

CalledDownLight · #**324** 10-04-2007, 02:16 PM

prodigy, just go out and have fun and don't tell her if she'll be upset. You can go out and enjoy yourself, drink, have a good time without cheating on her. Is she like really anti-drinking or something? If so then just don't tell her that part and don't cheat on her and you'll have nothing to feel guilty about.

Also, I just had a sick session. I thought days were supposed to be bad to play? I was +$850 at nl100 and lost a $350 pot in my last orbit (17 clean outs getting it in on the turn 3 ways). Many hands to come later, most of which will be in here from me coolering people.

TheProdigy · #**325** 10-04-2007, 02:33 PM

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prodigy, just go out and have fun and don't tell her if she'll be upset. You can go out and enjoy yourself, drink, have a good time without cheating on her. Is she like really anti-drinking or something? If so then just don't tell her that part and don't cheat on her and you'll have nothing to feel guilty about.

Also, I just had a sick session. I thought days were supposed to be bad to play? I was +$850 at nl100 and lost a $350 pot in my last orbit (17 clean outs getting it in on the turn 3 ways). Many hands to come later, most of which will be in here from me coolering people.

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I have no conscience so I would not feel guilty. It is just about getting away with it when I have 3 roommates all with girlfriends from H.S. that are here and they will most likely tell their g/f's, which means in turn mine gets told.

grouchie · #**326** 10-04-2007, 02:34 PM

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prodigy, just go out and have fun and don't tell her if she'll be upset. You can go out and enjoy yourself, drink, have a good time without cheating on her. Is she like really anti-drinking or something? If so then just don't tell her that part and don't cheat on her and you'll have nothing to feel guilty about.

Also, I just had a sick session. I thought days were supposed to be bad to play? I was +$850 at nl100 and lost a $350 pot in my last orbit (17 clean outs getting it in on the turn 3 ways). Many hands to come later, most of which will be in here from me coolering people.

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I have no conscience so I would not feel guilty. It is just about getting away with it when I have 3 roommates all with girlfriends from H.S. that are here and they will most likely tell their g/f's, which means in turn mine gets told.

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if you have no conscience, then you wouldn't care if she gets told/finds out.

TheProdigy · #**327** 10-04-2007, 02:35 PM

No I am afraid of her yelling. I just don't want to hear the bitching a moaning and groaning. If I had no chance of getting caught I would not feel bad at all [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] Ok Ok I am only kidding I do care about her a tinnyyy bit

twoblacknines · #**328** 10-04-2007, 03:44 PM

Is tonight the last FRC event? I hope I can remember to play its the nl right? I have only played 2 events so far/

skydancing8 · #**329** 10-04-2007, 03:50 PM

Just call me GrandMelon...

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

UTG: $349.30
Hero (UTG+1): $394
UTG+2: $180.40
MP1: $748.50
MP2: $479.85
CO: $146.95
BTN: $400
SB: $369.60
BB: $515.95

Pre-Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (UTG+1)
UTG raises to $16, Hero raises to $56, 7 folds, UTG raises to $349.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $293.30

Flop: ($704.60) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Turn: ($704.60) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

River: ($704.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $704.60 Pot ($3 Rake)
UTG showed 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Eights) and LOST (-$349.30 NET)
Hero showed A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Nines) and WON $701.60 (+$352.30 NET)

CalledDownLight · #**330** 10-04-2007, 03:51 PM

Might be worth your time to look at these. Some of then are sick and pretty lol at me coolering the [censored] out of people (and getting coolered in 2 cases). The completely boled hand is so sick. Worst beat I've even given out.

[x]Hero played bad.
[x]Villain played worse than hero.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($102.35)
BB ($35.30)
UTG ($151.30)
MP1 ($52.15)
MP2 ($69.15)
Hero ($173.85)
Button ($86.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button raises to $7, 2 folds, Hero calls $3.

Flop: ($15.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $10, Hero calls $10.

Turn: ($35.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets $12, Hero raises to $24, Button calls $12.

River: ($83.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $132.85 (All-In), Button calls $45.50 (All-In).

Final Pot: $174.50

Results below:
Hero has Ts Ad (two pair, aces and tens).
Button has Kh Kd (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Button wins $174.50. Hero wins $87.35.

[x]Underpair, why not?
[x]Too standard to be posted with these other hands

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($50.45)
SB ($76.75)
BB ($101)
UTG ($17.15)
UTG+1 ($98.50)
MP1 ($60)
Hero ($187.85)
CO ($107.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($13) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, Button calls $10, SB folds.

Turn: ($33) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $22, Button raises to $36.45, Hero calls $14.45.

River: ($105.90) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $105.90

Results below:
Hero has Qd Qh (one pair, queens).
Button has 6h 6d (straight, ten high).
Outcome: Button wins $105.90.

[x]Villain has a gutshot
[x]Hero needs gutshot card for a set
[x]both connect
[ ]hero wins hand

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($110.70)
Button ($103.60)
SB ($245.90)
BB ($20)
UTG ($58.80)
UTG+1 ($66.50)
MP1 ($104.45)
MP2 ($66.80)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $4, 2 folds, Hero calls $4, 3 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $7, UTG+1 calls $7.

Turn: ($23.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $15, Hero calls $15.

River: ($53.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
UTG+1 bets $40.5 (All-In), Hero calls $40.50.

Final Pot: $134.50

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Qc Tc (straight, king high).
Hero has Jd Js (three of a kind, jacks).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins $134.50.

[x]Villain reps a flush
[ ]Villain has a flush on 4 heart board

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

BB ($74.30)
UTG ($87.75)
MP1 ($80.25)
MP2 ($96.75)
Hero ($136.70)
Button ($47.60)
SB ($66.50)

Preflop: Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($9) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB calls $7.

Turn: ($23) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $12, SB raises to $40, Hero raises to $68, SB calls $15.50 (All-In).

River: ($134) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $134

Results below:
Hero has As Ac (three of a kind, aces).
SB has 8c Jc (two pair, jacks and eights).
Outcome: Hero wins $146.50.

[x]Villain makes brodway in 3bet pot, AI on flop
[ ]Villain wins hand
[ ]Villain put money in ahead at some point

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

Hero ($104.80)
MP3 ($94)
CO ($293.65)
Button ($29.80)
SB ($53.05)
BB ($155.35)
UTG ($89.85)
UTG+1 ($105.45)
MP1 ($52)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
3 folds, Hero raises to $4, MP3 raises to $12, 4 folds, Hero calls $8.

Flop: ($25.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets $21, Hero raises to $92.8, MP3 calls $61 (All-In).

Turn: ($189.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($189.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $189.50

Results below:
Hero has Kd Kh (full house, kings full of fours).
MP3 has Qh Ac (straight, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $200.30.

[x]Hero owns villain on river
[x]Villain should have bet the turn

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

MP3 ($34.20)
CO ($53.85)
Button ($111)
SB ($138.10)
BB ($128.25)
UTG ($20)
UTG+1 ($100)
Hero ($256.70)
MP2 ($100)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, MP2 calls $4, 5 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $7, MP2 calls $7.

Turn: ($23.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 checks.

River: ($23.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $14, Hero raises to $48, MP2 raises to $89, Hero calls $41.

Final Pot: $201.50

Results below:
Hero has Tc Ts (three of a kind, tens).
MP2 has 9h 9s (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $201.50.

[x]Runner runner quads
[x]Big full house
[x]slowplay
[x]lmao
[x]villain said stars was rigged after the hand
[x]hero took a $100 pot off villain 3 hands later
[x]villain was tilted

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (7 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($35)
BB ($131.70)
UTG ($398.10)
Hero ($136.90)
MP2 ($105.25)
CO ($139.60)
Button ($69.15)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, CO calls $4, 2 folds, BB calls $3.

Flop: ($12.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $10, CO folds, BB calls $10.

Turn: ($32.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $22, BB calls $22.

River: ($76.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets $48, Hero raises to $96, BB calls $47.70 (All-In).

Final Pot: $267.90

Results below:
BB has Kd Qd (full house, queens full of kings).
Hero has 2s 2c (four of a kind, twos).
Outcome: Hero wins $268.20.

[x]Hero has 17 clean out on the turn getting it in 3 ways.
[ ]Hero wins pot
[ ]Villain played KK well
[x]Villain got max value from KK

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saw flop|saw showdown

Button ($155.35)
SB ($56.60)
BB ($100)
UTG ($98)
Hero ($116.85)
CO ($116.75)

Preflop: Hero is MP with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
1 fold, Hero raises to $4, 1 fold, Button calls $4, SB calls $3.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($13) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $10, Button calls $10, SB calls $10.

Turn: ($43) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $35, Button raises to $141.35, SB calls $42.60 (All-In), Hero calls $67.85 (All-In).

River: ($291.30) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $291.30

Results below:
SB has 7s 7c (one pair, sevens).
Hero has 8d 7d (one pair, eights).
Button has Ks Kc (one pair, kings).
Outcome: Button wins $329.80.

[x]limp/miniraise AA from the CO
[x]dangerous flop checks though
[x]hero hits jenga on the turn

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|saw showdown

SB ($43.80)
BB ($36.05)
UTG ($64.35)
UTG+1 ($225.20)
MP1 ($104.60)
MP2 ($92.40)
MP3 ($89)
CO ($65.90)
Hero ($170.15)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
5 folds, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, CO raises to $10, Hero calls $5.

Flop: ($21.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero checks.

Turn: ($21.50) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets $11, Hero raises to $22, CO raises to $55.9, Hero calls $33.90.

River: ($133.30) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)

Final Pot: $133.30

Results below:
CO has As Ah (one pair, aces).
Hero has 9d Kc (straight, king high).
Outcome: Hero wins $133.30.

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>10	2	4.26%
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