Official October Thread: General Discussion

[obiedman]

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i have chat off

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i think chat is a great way to get people on tilt and get you noticed at the table.

back when i could be bothered, i'd go around each table and type these lines in from the awesome film american physco:

this one when i wanted to freak out some opponents:

THERE IS AN IDEA OF A JOHNKANE
SOME KIND OF ABSTRACTION
BUT THERE IS NO REAL ME
ONLY AN ENTITY, SOMETHING ILLUSORY
AND THOUGH I CAN HIDE MY COLD GAZE
AND YOU CAN SHAKE MY HAND AND FEEL FLESH GRIPPING YOURS
AND MAYBE YOU CAN EVEN SENSE OUR LIFESTYLES ARE PROBABLY NOT COMPARABLE
I SIMPLY AM NOT THERE.

this one after i'd been quiet on the table to liven things up:

I NEED TO ENGAGE IN HOMICIDAL BEHAVIOUR ON A MASSIVE SCALE.
IT CANNOT BE CORRECTED BUT I HAVE NO OTHER WAY TO FULFILL MY NEEDS.

this one after a bad beat:

YOU'RE A FU_CKING UGLY BI_TCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD

this after bluffing someone:

MEN WANT TO BE ME. WOMEN WANT TO F_UCK ME.


this one whenever i wasn't multitabling too much:
I HAVE ALL THE CHARACTERISTICS OF A HUMAN BEING
BLOOD, FLESH, SKIN, HAIR
BUT NOT A SINGLE, CLEAR IDENTIFIABLE EMOTION,
EXCEPT FOR GREED AND DISGUST.
SOMETHING HORRIBLE IS HAPPENING INSIDE OF ME AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
MY NIGHTLY BLOODLUST HAS OVERFLOWN INTO MY DAYS
I FEEL LETHAL, ON THE VERGE OF FRENZY
I THINK MY MASK OF SANITY IS ABOUT TO SLIP

try it, i really think it works.

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