*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Georgia Avenue]

Vehn: The more I think about it, the more I guess that it's not my fault rly. Girls aren't attracted to every guy that comes along. It's funny since they are supposed to be more emotional and stuff, but really they make snap judgements based on whether they want your dick or not. [this doesn't include picking up drunk chicks with beer goggles on]. Guys are actually more attracted to personalities, since we'll basically hump anything with boobs. Not saying you are ugly, but I think that's why we can have awesome A+ dates and never hear from the chick again. Either that or they're dating someone else and gave that guy first dibs. C'est la vie.

Anyway, this weekend was fun. I hung out w/current undergrad students a lot because I am a creep, ended up getting one's number, not to date because she's way too young, but hopefully she'll come to a concert and bring her older friends.

I also got the number of a buddies sister who just moved to DC and wants a tour. She was ridic cute and like 22 and feisty. Short bleachblonde punkrock chicks who wear a ton of eyeliner are my kryptonite right now. She texted me yesterday too with this:

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Hey new friend! Turns out my next door neighbor went to your High School!

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We texted about that a little, but now I'm wondering if the "friend" thing was pointed. We talked about a specific bar...maybe I should invite her to that with some friends too and she what she thinks...

Then at like 2am after the beer was gone at the reunion I was hanging out with a friend who was trying to pick up a random hippie chick who graduated like 2 years after me but still lived in the college town. He wandered away and since I had no place to stay I was like "Hey chick you should let us sleep on your floor..." She looked me in the eyes and said "Well, _you_ can come."
Pause.
"OK, let's go."

Lots of sex. I feel mediocre about it because she was kinda gross. Well actually she was fine with her clothes on, and had a nice body, but her face is meh and...

well..

she had the biggest bush I've ever seen in my life. It was like a raging forest of WOMAN. I prefer a little hair, but this was just [censored] out of control. Giving her head was like wading through the jungles of Nam. Plus she was dead silent for the most part.

Also I was sososososo drunk that I passed out a couple of times. Despite how gross I felt I hit it when I woke up too just so she would feel slightly less used. Then I jetted asap.

Beat or brag: I have zero recollection of her name?

Agenda for this week: match.com date tomorrow, date with rapistgirl on Weds, call punkchick about thurs or fri, hook up with vegan if time permits.

May have to make some cuts.