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| View Poll Results: Bill Frist is a biznitch who fell on my fist and didn't realize he just got sodomized and now his ch | |||
| If I had the option, I would castrate Bill Frist with a pair of rusty scissors....dull one's at that |
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24 | 48.98% |
| or, you could staple his ears together across his forehead (they'll stretch), then stick a twelve gauge up his piss hole and pull the trigger (double barrell buckshot, no less) |
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25 | 51.02% |
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BIRFDAY REALLY RUINED
PokerStars Game #12044876264: Tournament #61016944, $5.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/09/13 - 22:45:05 (ET) Table '61016944 7' 9-max Seat #1 is the button Seat 1: Thalaivar (8257 in chips) Seat 2: Quicksilvre (2527 in chips) Seat 4: tilt_donkey (6182 in chips) Seat 5: meleader2 (2485 in chips) Seat 6: Admooooooo (11816 in chips) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle (15403 in chips) Seat 8: on_thg (20370 in chips) Quicksilvre: posts small blind 100 tilt_donkey: posts big blind 200 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Quicksilvre [Js Jc] meleader2: folds Admooooooo: folds TeamSquirtle: folds on_thg: folds Thalaivar: folds Quicksilvre: raises 600 to 800 tilt_donkey: raises 5382 to 6182 and is all-in Quicksilvre: calls 1727 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [Tc 6d 4h] *** TURN *** [Tc 6d 4h] [Ah] *** RIVER *** [Tc 6d 4h Ah] [8s] Quicksilvre said, "noooo" *** SHOW DOWN *** Quicksilvre: shows [Js Jc] (a pair of Jacks) tilt_donkey: shows [2c Ad] (a pair of Aces) tilt_donkey collected 5054 from pot tilt_donkey said, "ship" tilt_donkey said, "sorries" *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 5054 | Rake 0 Board [Tc 6d 4h Ah 8s] Seat 1: Thalaivar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: Quicksilvre (small blind) showed [Js Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks Seat 4: tilt_donkey (big blind) showed [2c Ad] and won (5054) with a pair of Aces Seat 5: meleader2 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 6: Admooooooo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 7: TeamSquirtle folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: on_thg folded before Flop (didn't bet) So I get ninth place in HORSE and fourteenth place in NLHE, for exactly no muneez. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img] YAY FOR ME |
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