knocking a chick up, hypothetical situation

[Fedorfan]

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Also, and I didn't want to tell you guys this because I paid good money for my contract, make sure there's a clause in there saying that if the female refuses to abide by the guidelines she can be punished by 18 years worth of restitution totaling 20% of the man's gross yearly salary.

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Now, I'm assuming your joking since the idea of making a girl you've just met recently sign a contract before putting it in her is brilliant(lol), but i can't imagine this not getting thrown out in court... she was drunk, didn't have a lawyer present to explain the details to her blah blah... you're fk'd.