Things that say "I'm a piece of trash"

[suzzer99]

Straight from The Daily Show last night (Rob Courdry on the different bathroom stall signals men can send to each other):

"Wing tips mean a married man. Socks with Sandals mean this is your first time. Oh and... John, anyone in those brightly colored plastic Crocs... that means anything goes. We're talking hardcore ass-to-mouth stuff. Scat-play! And John... that's not just in bathrooms ok? Anytime you see anyone wearing Crocs, be wary."

Awesome.