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[THAY3R]

PokerStars Game #11893828493: Tournament #59837691, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level XI (500/1000) - 2007/09/05 - 20:09:43 (ET)
Table '59837691 4' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: pairDboard21 (16685 in chips)
Seat 2: rakel81 (15592 in chips)
Seat 3: Golden05 (19194 in chips)
Seat 4: wurlitzer71 (63460 in chips)
Seat 5: Stor81 (41383 in chips)
Seat 6: Wein (12488 in chips)
Seat 7: cigardad (18042 in chips)
Seat 8: THAY3R (43021 in chips)
pairDboard21: posts the ante 100
rakel81: posts the ante 100
Golden05: posts the ante 100
wurlitzer71: posts the ante 100
Stor81: posts the ante 100
Wein: posts the ante 100
cigardad: posts the ante 100
THAY3R: posts the ante 100
THAY3R: posts small blind 500
pairDboard21: posts big blind 1000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THAY3R [Js Jd]
cigardad said, "f"
cigardad said, "u"
rakel81: folds
Golden05: folds
wurlitzer71: raises 4000 to 5000
Stor81: folds
Wein: folds
cigardad: folds
THAY3R: raises 8000 to 13000
pairDboard21: folds
wurlitzer71: calls 8000
*** FLOP *** [Jc Ac 8c]
THAY3R: bets 29921 and is all-in
wurlitzer71: calls 29921
*** TURN *** [Jc Ac 8c] [4c]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Ac 8c 4c] [2d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
THAY3R: shows [Js Jd] (three of a kind, Jacks)
wurlitzer71: shows [7s 7c] (a flush, Ace high)
wurlitzer71 collected 87642 from pot
cigardad said, "ouch"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 87642 | Rake 0
Board [Jc Ac 8c 4c 2d]
Seat 1: pairDboard21 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: rakel81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Golden05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: wurlitzer71 showed [7s 7c] and won (87642) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 5: Stor81 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Wein folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cigardad (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: THAY3R (small blind) showed [Js Jd] and lost with three of a kind, Jacks

[ZJ123]

charder30 (9:16:13 PM): Full Tilt Poker Game #3473405385: $65,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (25843158), Table 26 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:14:57 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: drewidfluid (2,805)
Seat 2: mattg1983 (2,455)
Seat 3: eatschips (4,835)
Seat 4: charder30 (3,620)
Seat 5: skeletor13 (2,870)
Seat 6: subpryme (4,075)
skeletor13 posts the small blind of 15
subpryme posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [9c 9d]
drewidfluid folds
mattg1983 raises to 105
eatschips folds
charder30 calls 105
skeletor13 folds
subpryme folds
*** FLOP *** [Qh Tc Js]
mattg1983 has 15 seconds left to act
mattg1983 bets 180
charder30 calls 180
*** TURN *** [Qh Tc Js] [9h]
mattg1983 checks
charder30 checks
*** RIVER *** [Qh Tc Js 9h] [9s]
mattg1983 bets 510
charder30 raises to 3,335, and is all in
mattg1983 calls 1,660, and is all in
Uncalled bet of 1,165 returned to charder30
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30 shows [9c 9d] four of a kind, Nines
mattg1983 shows [Ts Td] a full house, Tens full of Nines
charder30 wins the pot (4,955) with four of a kind, Nines
mattg1983 adds 3,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,955 | Rake 0
Board: [Qh Tc Js 9h 9s]
Seat 1: drewidfluid didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: mattg1983 showed [Ts Td] and lost with a full house, Tens full of Nines
Seat 3: eatschips didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: charder30 (button) showed [9c 9d] and won (4,955) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 5: skeletor13 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: subpryme (big blind) folded before the Flop

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[KingDan]

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have windows set up, gonna be play tournies tonight

o/u on how much i drop ?

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over

PokerStars Game #11895012051: Tournament #59843200, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/05 - 21:15:17 (ET)
Table '59843200 91' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: PureCash25 (2085 in chips)
Seat 2: SweetBabyBao (3005 in chips)
Seat 3: Supa4real (3630 in chips)
Seat 4: V0YEUR (2940 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 5: Econ Adager (1810 in chips)
Seat 6: Pok3rGod (3040 in chips)
Seat 7: Danny98765 (2940 in chips)
Seat 8: Big_Nemo (3440 in chips)
Seat 9: miko77q (3010 in chips)
miko77q: posts small blind 10
PureCash25: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Danny98765 [As Ah]
SweetBabyBao: calls 20
Supa4real: folds
V0YEUR: folds
Econ Adager: folds
Pok3rGod: calls 20
Danny98765: raises 140 to 160
Big_Nemo: folds
miko77q: folds
PureCash25: folds
SweetBabyBao: calls 140
Pok3rGod: folds
*** FLOP *** [4h Jh Ts]
SweetBabyBao: checks
Danny98765: bets 275
SweetBabyBao: calls 275
*** TURN *** [4h Jh Ts] [8d]
SweetBabyBao: checks
Danny98765: bets 650
SweetBabyBao: raises 670 to 1320
Danny98765: raises 1185 to 2505 and is all-in
SweetBabyBao: calls 1185
V0YEUR is connected
*** RIVER *** [4h Jh Ts 8d] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SweetBabyBao: shows [7d 5s] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
Danny98765: shows [As Ah] (a pair of Aces)
V0YEUR has returned
SweetBabyBao collected 5930 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5930 | Rake 0
Board [4h Jh Ts 8d 9h]
Seat 1: PureCash25 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: SweetBabyBao showed [7d 5s] and won (5930) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 3: Supa4real folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: V0YEUR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Econ Adager folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Pok3rGod folded before Flop
Seat 7: Danny98765 showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 8: Big_Nemo (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: miko77q (small blind) folded before Flop

[CharlieDontSurf]

Beat: i just spent over $200 on a doll lol

Brag: I'm gonna run so good from now on.

[Chesskid1]

Full Tilt Poker Game #3474614593: $24,000 Guarantee (26023909), Table 87 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:02:46 ET - 2007/09/05
Seat 1: gott ist stumm (28,244)
Seat 2: thesaint13920 (8,662)
Seat 3: jackninesuited (11,891)
Seat 4: GimmeFiction (13,770)
Seat 5: MistaMista1 (15,592)
Seat 6: stonewalljack00 (37,483)
Seat 7: Honkerism (64,482)
Seat 8: Chesskid1 (23,500)
Seat 9: jjjroc333 (24,910)
gott ist stumm antes 150
thesaint13920 antes 150
jackninesuited antes 150
GimmeFiction antes 150
MistaMista1 antes 150
stonewalljack00 antes 150
Honkerism antes 150
Chesskid1 antes 150
jjjroc333 antes 150
Honkerism posts the small blind of 600
Chesskid1 posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chesskid1 [Qs Ad]
stonewalljack00: nice fold
jjjroc333 has 15 seconds left to act
jackninesuited: so ur saying there were good
GimmeFiction: LOL
jjjroc333 folds
gott ist stumm folds
thesaint13920 folds
jackninesuited folds
GimmeFiction folds
stonewalljack00: no they were not
MistaMista1 folds
stonewalljack00 folds
stonewalljack00: i gurantee it
Honkerism calls 600
jackninesuited: lol
Chesskid1 raises to 3,600
Honkerism raises to 64,332, and is all in
Chesskid1 calls 19,750, and is all in
Honkerism shows [Qh Td]
Chesskid1 shows [Qs Ad]
jackninesuited: ok
Uncalled bet of 40,982 returned to Honkerism
stonewalljack00: wish u would have called my all in
*** FLOP *** [5c Tc 2h]
*** TURN *** [5c Tc 2h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Tc 2h 5h] [Jd]
Honkerism shows two pair, Tens and Fives
Chesskid1 shows a pair of Fives
Honkerism wins the pot (48,050) with two pair, Tens and Fives
jackninesuited: nasty
Chesskid1 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 48,050 | Rake 0
Board: [5c Tc 2h 5h Jd]
Seat 1: gott ist stumm folded before the Flop
Seat 2: thesaint13920 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jackninesuited folded before the Flop
Seat 4: GimmeFiction folded before the Flop
Seat 5: MistaMista1 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: stonewalljack00 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Honkerism (small blind) showed [Qh Td] and won (48,050) with two pair, Tens and Fives
Seat 8: Chesskid1 (big blind) showed [Qs Ad] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 9: jjjroc333 folded before the Flop




new site, same crap.

also anyone know a quick way to view HH on FTP without having to scroll all the way up to see PF action? I need to scroll all the way up (so f'ing slow and take a note without timing out) i can do it fine on stars, but tilt is slow. also is it me or does it lock up for a few secs and all decisions on tables delays a bit and then they all start up at same time =/

[ughaulkghalugh]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Rd58Tmoik

bwahahahahahahah

[CharlieDontSurf]

just bought this...

prop guy recreated like 10-15 of these based of the movie prop.
comes with the doll and everything shown in the pic.
Will look sweet next to my new computer.



Cards, they are sick. I run bad, very bad. I cannot hold any of my 70/30s. Inside straight draw I hit it very much.
AK vs AQ, trips vs. flush draw...cards are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from cards. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

[Donkey5layer]

God i hate this game... he has a -26k on pokerdb...image that

PokerStars Game #11897938565: Tournament #59843200, $300+$20 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (200/400) - 2007/09/06 - 00:05:53 (ET)
Table '59843200 3' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: totalfocus1 (8916 in chips)
Seat 2: stevie444 (9815 in chips)
Seat 3: rockets23 (12155 in chips)
Seat 4: Vinroeden (5754 in chips)
Seat 5: colson10 (2970 in chips)
Seat 6: TheMiltMan (14244 in chips)
Seat 7: PaPaDoC719 (6185 in chips)
Seat 8: Donkey5layer (11450 in chips)
Seat 9: jusgivithere (7697 in chips)
totalfocus1: posts the ante 20
stevie444: posts the ante 20
rockets23: posts the ante 20
Vinroeden: posts the ante 20
colson10: posts the ante 20
TheMiltMan: posts the ante 20
PaPaDoC719: posts the ante 20
Donkey5layer: posts the ante 20
jusgivithere: posts the ante 20
colson10: posts small blind 200
TheMiltMan: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Donkey5layer [Kh Kc]
PaPaDoC719: folds
Donkey5layer: raises 600 to 1000
jusgivithere: folds
totalfocus1: folds
stevie444: folds
rockets23: calls 1000
Vinroeden: folds
colson10: folds
TheMiltMan: folds
*** FLOP *** [Tc 8d 2d]
Donkey5layer: bets 1400
rockets23: calls 1400
*** TURN *** [Tc 8d 2d] [Kd]
Donkey5layer: bets 3400
rockets23: raises 4600 to 8000
Donkey5layer: raises 1030 to 9030 and is all-in
rockets23: calls 1030
*** RIVER *** [Tc 8d 2d Kd] [5d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Donkey5layer: shows [Kh Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
rockets23: shows [Th Jd] (a flush, King high)
Donkey5layer said, "omg"
rockets23 collected 23640 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 23640 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 8d 2d Kd 5d]
Seat 1: totalfocus1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: stevie444 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: rockets23 showed [Th Jd] and won (23640) with a flush, King high
Seat 4: Vinroeden (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: colson10 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: TheMiltMan (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: PaPaDoC719 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Donkey5layer showed [Kh Kc] and lost with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 9: jusgivithere folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[whitcolumn]

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WhiteC,
i havent played any mtts but just messing around with yr MTT excel sheet seems pretty sweet.

Thanks

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Glad to help... I think Exitonly originally designed it... I'm just a middle man.

[ughaulkghalugh]

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WhiteC,
i havent played any mtts but just messing around with yr MTT excel sheet seems pretty sweet.

Thanks

[/ QUOTE ]

Glad to help... I think Exitonly originally designed it... I'm just a middle man.

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link to said spreadsheet?