WSOP ME is not a donkament

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3. donkey
A bad poker player who doesn't actually know how bad he is.
That donkey just dropped 40k in less than 2 hours at the No Limit table!


1. donk
n. A bad poker player.
He called a raise with 74 offsuit? What a donk!

1. donkey bet
Going allin when you have 1500 chips and the blinds are still at 10/20
It's the first hand of a $1 tournament, and one of the players has a great hand, like ace-ten offsuit, so he immediately donkey bets all his chips all in.



1. donkbet
n. In poker, a bet made when first to act on a given street, after having checked and called the preceding street(s). Formerly "gaybet", before that "bet-from-nowhere&qu ot;.

v. the act of making a donkbet
My donkbet on 6th street was meant to represent the flush I had showing.

I donkbet the river with my weak hand, to avoid giving a free showdown.

2. Donkalicious
a. A play or player in poker that is totally rediculous yet usually benefits other players at the table.

b. A hip brand of poker apparel.
I can't believe he called with bottom pair when it was obvious the other guy had the flush, wow that was donkalicious.

2. donkament
A derogatory or humorous term for a poker tournament with bad players. Derived from donkey or donk (a bad poker player). Similar to donkfest.
I played in a donkament last night where people were reraising with king jack.