Sex in public restrooms

[Mr. Mojo31]

I have two bathroom experiences:

1. I’m not sure if this counts since the restaurant was closed...While in college I was a host/waiter/bartender at the local Applebee’s. One night while going through the closing duties this chick I was sort of seeing (i.e. [censored] buddy) grabbed my junk from behind and said, ‘follow me’. Uh, ok. That day, I left my mark on the womens' bathroom floor.

2. At a wedding reception at a Sheraton several years ago, before I was married, there was a handicap bathroom just down the hall from the reception ballroom. I took my date (who I believe to this day could have been diagnosed as a nymphomaniac) down there and had her do pretzel impersonations with her body. You’d be surprised what a flexible woman can do with the handicap bars. It’s really too bad she was insane, b/c she was a spectacular piece of trim.