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Old 08-12-2007, 08:23 PM
RiverFenix RiverFenix is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

Put some habanero sauce on your balls.
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:29 PM
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All these replies and no one questions the fact that he tried to shower with his dog?



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seriously, what the hell is up with that??

do people do this?

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Yes. Like Dominic said: It's easier to be in there with him, and he can't escape.
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:29 PM
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I would be eternally grateful if you would call up your state senator, explain the situation, and record it

i know the interns have to research the daily calls and get back to you. this would be awesome if for nothing else than the message on your answering machine
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:33 PM
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I would be eternally grateful if you would call up your state senator, explain the situation, and record it

i know the interns have to research the daily calls and get back to you. this would be awesome if for nothing else than the message on your answering machine

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Hi Elaine!

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I'm hoping somebody comes along with a link to the dog's mySpace page so we can trainwreck this thread something fierce.

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Thread of the millennium, hands down.
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:36 PM
P Chippa P Chippa is offline
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Default Re: I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

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All these replies and no one questions the fact that he tried to shower with his dog?

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I shower with my dog when he needs to be washed. It's the easiest way to do it and he can't escape.

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In addition, don't you want your dog nice and clean before you take him to bed naked?
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:38 PM
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:40 PM
J.A.K. J.A.K. is offline
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If you can prove this, I will give you $10,000 for the dog

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By "prove" do you mean throw a con $200 for a video confession?
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:40 PM
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:42 PM
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I sleep in the nude. I use a blanket and sheets but they come off sometimes at night. I have woken up twice now to my dog licking my [censored] and balls. I mean really going at it with enthusiasm.

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Be honest. Were you hard/semi-hard when you woke up?

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Were you having a dream about fellatio right before you woke up? If anyone/thing were licking my balls in my sleep I think it would be pretty much inevitable.
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Old 08-12-2007, 08:44 PM
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I would be eternally grateful if you would call up your state senator, explain the situation, and record it

i know the interns have to research the daily calls and get back to you. this would be awesome if for nothing else than the message on your answering machine

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I'll throw in $20 if this happens
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