I think a prisoner trained my dog to give head (NSFW)

[NSchandler]

W T F

[Ook]

Easy fix. Mace the hell out of your crotch before you go to bed each night.

[Runkmud]

Best thread ever!!!!

[J.A.K.]

Do you ever reciprocate?


I guess you could name him Ceasar or Cobb...you know like the salad...since he tosses 'em and stuff.

[Blarg]

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What a stupid question. OP just said he bought a dog, he didn't say he was selfish.

[KOTLP]

seriously though... that morning, when you were getting that rim job.. boner?

[Dominic]

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All these replies and no one questions the fact that he tried to shower with his dog?

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I shower with my dog when he needs to be washed. It's the easiest way to do it and he can't escape.

[J.A.K.]

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What a stupid question. OP just said he bought a dog, he didn't say he was selfish.

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Apologies for trifling in an otherwise sober thread.

[Quicksilvre]

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One time I was still half asleep and without realizing what was going on, I repositioned myself and he started rimming me.

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Dude.... wut?

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At first I couldn't make it past this part of the post--I was laughing way too hard. Then, when I read the replies..."No need for peanut butter." My sides REALLY hurt now.

[Don_Lapre]

I have yet to figure out the problem.