Brag : Slick Insult at B&M

[crookedhat99]

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So I'm playing some 5/5 NL and this guy is sitting beside me. We're real friendly, laughing it up. He's actually one of the better players at the table, despite this being his first (or maybe second) time playing B&M poker. He's a lawyer and afterwards he gives me his card telling me he had a great time and wants me to e-mail him so we can play together the next time I go down (weird).

Anyway... one hand he check raises big and shows his two pair after taking the pot down. He says something inane about 'two of a kind'. So I look at him as he's racking his chips and say :

"Did it hurt?"
He mumbles for a bit says "did it hurt? What do you mean? Did what hurt?"

And I respond...

"When you fell down from heaven".

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