favorite Seinfeld line

[DrewDevil]

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You double dipped a chip!

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Next time, just dip one time and END IT.

[monkeyfightclub]

Jerry: Did you give blood?

Kramer: No, not giving. hoarding. I'm storing it in to a blood bank. Just in case.

Jerry: In case of what?

Kramer: Jerry, I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished.

Jerry: Are we finished?

Kramer: Done.

[It's Brandt]

From the episode where Kramer is swimming in the East River:

"Over there, that's Brooklyn. That's where Spike Lee lives."

[gilbert]

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"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before - flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're thinking... Why's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me.... Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world. What about that kid, sitting down, opening a book right now in a branch of the local library and finding pictures of pee-pees and wee-wees in The Cat in the Hat and The Five Chinese Brothers. Doesn't he deserve better? Look, if you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped. Or maybe that turns you on, Seinfeld... Maybe that's how you get your kicks... You and your goodtime buddies... I've got a flash for you, joy boy. Partytime is over."
- Lt. Bookman, in "The Library"

edit - ok so its a little more than a line

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yeah this is probably my fav. lol

[pokerbobo]

serenity now, serenity now

[Jazzy3113]

"Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don’t have job , I have no place to go… you’re not in the mood: well you get in the mood"

[loveinvain]

GEORGE'S MOTHER: I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!

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ELAINE: he asked me my name - and I think I said Elaine - but, I mean, who the hell knows

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Monica: How did you do?

George: Piece of cake.

Monica: What happened to the test?

George: What? I spilled some food on it.

Monica: Food? What food?

George: What are you talking about?

Monica: Where did you get food?

George: From my pocket.

Monica: What?

George: I eh, I had a sandwich in my pocket.

Monica: And coffee?

George: Yeah, had some coffee, yeah.

Monica: Where did you get the coffee?

George: Where did I get the coffee? Where do think I got the coffee, from the grocery store.

Monica: How did you get there?

George: I walked.

Monica: How did you get out of the apartment? I didn't see you leave.

George: I climbed out the window.

Monica: You climbed out the window?

George: Of course.

Monica: Why didn't you go out the door?

George: The door? Why would I go out the door? The window is right here.

Monica: You are a fascinating man, George Costanza.

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[spyderracing]

Didn't read the whole thing, so it may be posted already, but this is my fav:

Jerry: What street are you on?

Kramer: I'm on First and First. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!

[BigPoppa]

This whole thread and no one mentions:

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My boys can swim!

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which was Gerorge's response when told he'd gotten Elaine's friend pregnant.

[garyjacosta]

They're real, and they're spectacular