"Man, you could have bought a lot of porn with that."

[niin]

I think this would be an appropriate response.

[niin]

No, because in hold'em, cards speak, and you pick the best 5-card hand from your 2 cards plus the board 5 cards.

You don't get to pick which cards.

[thebigyak]

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I think this would be an appropriate response.

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dude, that was insane

[klepto]

title recommendations:

'could have bought a lot of porn'
'BBV champ'
'horrible titler of posts'

any others?

and, oh yeah, this is sick. but the picture of the girl throwing up was the best response.

[The Bryce]

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I think this would be an appropriate response.

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I'm really curious as to what game that kid was playing, or at least what he was ranting about. The WoW servers come down again?

[d-baggery]

Unreal Tournament.

[miajag]

My series of reactions upon reading this post:

1. Eh, quads losing to a straight flush, big effin' deal.

2. Oh, it was at a BBJ table! Sweet!

3. Wait a second....

4. O

5. M

6. F

7. G

8. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mother_brain]

I am 100% certain that PP would have gotten a phone call after this hand. I don't know what I would have said, but it would have been bad news for whoever was on the other end of the phone.

[John Riddle]

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This reminded me of a story I have not told in awhile. There were two other players at the table that still to this day give me a hard time about this hand (after 13 years!)
Back in 1993 the largest ever poker jackpot went up at Fort McDowell outside of Phoenix. They started it at $150,000, when that got hit it went to $100,000, then $75,000, $50,000 etc.
I was playing shortly after it started out ($150,000) when the following hand took place:

Preflop: All fold and I raise on the button, SB and BB call.

Flop: 4 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I call, SB check raises, BB calls, I call.

Turn: 6 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB checks, BB bets, I raise, SB reraises, BB calls, I cap it, both call. (3 raises max)

River: 7 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
SB bets, BB raises, I call, SB reraises, BB caps it, I call, SB calls.

Hands shown:
Me: 5 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
BB: A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

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No quite as bad.

At least if it was live the OP could have beat the living [censored] out of the dealer until he was a gooey pile of blood and bone fragments on the casino's brand new carpeting.

[h20man65]

ARE U EFFING KIDDING????!!!!
WTF!!!!!
My apologies. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]