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[Pavlik]

PokerStars Game #11311443554: Tournament #57394180, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/08/04 - 19:18:51 (ET)
Table '57394180 1' 10-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JayRy3001 (2580 in chips)
Seat 2: wintomove (2445 in chips)
Seat 4: akaboo (1925 in chips)
Seat 5: Kilvap (6595 in chips)
Seat 7: toots1950 (1455 in chips)
akaboo: posts small blind 75
Kilvap: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kilvap [7h 3h]
toots1950: calls 150
JayRy3001: folds
wintomove: folds
akaboo: folds
Kilvap: checks
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh Qh]
Kilvap: checks
toots1950: bets 300
Kilvap: calls 300
*** TURN *** [5d Kh Qh] [2d]
Kilvap: checks
toots1950: bets 150
Kilvap: calls 150
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh Qh 2d] [6c]
Kilvap: checks
wintomove said, "kilvap u konw he has a king"
toots1950: bets 855 and is all-in
Kilvap: folds
wintomove said, "ur an idiot if u dont have nothing"
toots1950 collected 1275 from pot
wintomove said, "call station idiot"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1275 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kh Qh 2d 6c]
Seat 1: JayRy3001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: wintomove (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: akaboo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Kilvap (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 7: toots1950 collected (1275)

Kilvap said, "lol"
Kilvap said, "You're good."
wintomove said, "ur an idiot"
wintomove said, "learn to read players"
Kilvap said, "lol he was giving me odds to draw idiot"
wintomove said, "idiot chance of u hittin ur draw is 33%"
wintomove said, "ur an idiot"

Kilvap said, "Are you dumb?"
wintomove said, "any draw u had u had 33% chance of hittin"
wintomove said, "ur an idiot"
Kilvap said, "he was giving me more than 1:5 on the turn.."
Kilvap said, "You're dumb don't talk."
wintomove said, "so"
wintomove said, "pot odds mean nothing"
wintomove said, "learn to read"
Kilvap said, "Learn to play."
wintomove said, "u idiot think pot odds is so important"
wintomove said, "learn how 2 read a player"
Kilvap said, "Are you dumb?"
wintomove said, "lol ur dumb"
wintomove said, "i cant wait till i take ur chips"

Dealt to Kilvap [7d Kd]
akaboo: folds
Kilvap said, "Haha"
Kilvap: calls 200
toots1950: folds
JayRy3001: folds
wintomove: checks
*** FLOP *** [5s 8h 7h]
wintomove: bets 400
Kilvap said, "here's your chance buddy"
Kilvap: raises 600 to 1000
wintomove said, "call it"
wintomove: raises 1245 to 2245 and is all-in
Kilvap: calls 1245
wintomove said, "lol idiot"
*** TURN *** [5s 8h 7h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [5s 8h 7h 5c] [6c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wintomove: shows [8d 2s] (two pair, Eights and Fives)
Kilvap: shows [7d Kd] (two pair, Sevens and Fives)
wintomove collected 4990 from pot

wintomove said, "ty"
wintomove said, "for ur chips stupid"
Kilvap said, "You're just going to give them back to me anyways"
wintomove said, "did u have pot odds to justify that call too?"
wintomove said, "lol"
wintomove said, "learn how 2 read"
Kilvap said, "Lol.."
wintomove said, "did u have pot odds to justify that call?"
Kilvap said, "Yeah"
wintomove said, "if it was anybody else"
wintomove said, "i wouldve folded"
wintomove said, "cuz i thought my 82 kicker was no good"
wintomove said, "but with any idiot like u"
wintomove said, "all in easy call"
Kilvap said, "Knock out the fish odds"
wintomove said, "i doubt u even make the money"

Kilvap said, "Haha.. nice sharkscope buddy.."
Kilvap said, "I see you can read players well"
wintomove said, "sharkscope dont show tournament wins"
wintomove said, "go look me up in tournament wins idiot"
Kilvap said, "Good reads Good reads"

wintomove said, "u never won a tourney in ur life"
Kilvap said, "lol"
Kilvap said, "Obviously it was all your read that helped you win"
wintomove said, "go look up www.pokerstars.com n click on tournament points n look up my name"
wintomove said, "sharkscope show u as a player on tilt"
wintomove said, "lol"
Kilvap said, "Oh my."
wintomove said, "that mite explain why u call all in with k 7"
wintomove said, "rofl"

Kilvap said, "You got lucky"
wintomove said, "how do u go all in with k 7 when ur chip lead"
wintomove said, "im lucky cuz i called all in with top pair?"
Kilvap said, "Thought you were just giving your chips to me"
wintomove said, "sure buddy"
wintomove said, "im lucky to call all in with top pair"
wintomove said, "sure buddy"
Kilvap said, "Haha you're good you're good"

wintomove said, "all in k 7"
wintomove said, "thats pro"
Kilvap said, "Hu for bankrolls?"
wintomove said, "hu for fun"
wintomove said, "ill play u heads up rite now"
wintomove said, "if u want"
wintomove said, "next game?"
Kilvap said, "Whatever lets do it"
wintomove said, "which 1?"
wintomove said, "atleast 50"
wintomove said, "i need to make money wasting my time on u"
Kilvap said, "Big balla?"
wintomove said, "im not wasting my time on u unless we play a reasonable amount"
wintomove said, "atleast 20"
Kilvap said, "play chips"
wintomove said, "no thx"
wintomove said, "play cihps rofl"
wintomove said, "loser"
Kilvap said, "haha you said for fun"
Kilvap said, "you probably don't even have 50 in your bankroll =P"
Kilvap said, "with your read"
wintomove said, "lol ill play u w/e hu u want"

Seat 1: JayRy3001 (3700 in chips)
Seat 2: wintomove (3715 in chips)
Seat 4: akaboo (550 in chips)
Seat 5: Kilvap (5175 in chips)
Seat 7: toots1950 (1860 in chips)
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kilvap [Qc 5c]
wintomove said, "worst call there"
wintomove said, "u have no chance now buddy"
toots1950: calls 400
JayRy3001: folds
wintomove: folds
akaboo: raises 125 to 525 and is all-in
Kilvap: calls 125
toots1950: calls 125
*** FLOP *** [8c 7c 6h]
Kilvap: bets 800
toots1950: raises 510 to 1310 and is all-in
Kilvap: calls 510
wintomove said, "atleast ur gettin 3-1"
*** TURN *** [8c 7c 6h] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [8c 7c 6h 2h] [9s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kilvap: shows [Qc 5c] (a straight, Five to Nine)
toots1950: shows [4h As] (high card Ace)
Kilvap collected 2620 from side pot
akaboo: shows [5d Kd] (a straight, Five to Nine)

Kilvap said, "hey chip leader what happened?"
Kilvap said, "I think you're the next one out"
wintomove said, "lol"
wintomove said, "k"

PokerStars Game #11311669671: Tournament #57394180, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/08/04 - 19:33:59 (ET)
Seat 1: JayRy3001 (3300 in chips)
Seat 2: wintomove (3240 in chips)
Seat 4: akaboo (1925 in chips)
Seat 5: Kilvap (6535 in chips)
JayRy3001: posts the ante 25
wintomove: posts the ante 25
akaboo: posts the ante 25
Kilvap: posts the ante 25
wintomove: posts small blind 200
akaboo: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kilvap [7d Qs]
Kilvap: folds
JayRy3001: folds
wintomove: calls 200
akaboo: checks
*** FLOP *** [Js Jc Qc]
wintomove: checks
akaboo: checks
*** TURN *** [Js Jc Qc] [Th]
wintomove: bets 400
akaboo: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Js Jc Qc Th] [Qh]
wintomove: bets 2415 and is all-in
akaboo: calls 1100 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
wintomove: shows [2d Ad] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
akaboo: shows [Ac Jd] (a full house, Jacks full of Queens)
akaboo collected 3900 from pot

Kilvap said, "good read good read"
wintomove said, "nice hands"


PokerStars Game #11311692739: Tournament #57394180, $3.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/08/04 - 19:35:28 (ET)
Seat 1: JayRy3001 (3275 in chips)
Seat 2: wintomove (1315 in chips)
Seat 4: akaboo (3900 in chips)
Seat 5: Kilvap (6510 in chips)
JayRy3001: posts the ante 50
wintomove: posts the ante 50
akaboo: posts the ante 50
Kilvap: posts the ante 50
akaboo: posts small blind 300
Kilvap: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Kilvap [Kd Jc]
JayRy3001: folds
wintomove: raises 665 to 1265 and is all-in
akaboo: folds
Kilvap: calls 665
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d 2h]
*** TURN *** [4h 3d 2h] [Ks]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3d 2h Ks] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Kilvap: shows [Kd Jc] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
wintomove: shows [Qd Ah] (a pair of Fours)
Kilvap collected 3030 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3030 | Rake 0
Board [4h 3d 2h Ks 4s]
Seat 1: JayRy3001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: wintomove (button) showed [Qd Ah] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 4: akaboo (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Kilvap (big blind) showed [Kd Jc] and won (3030) with two pair, Kings and Fours

Kilvap said, "see ya around buddy"