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Old 07-30-2007, 01:10 PM
Boris Boris is offline
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

How did you procure the hooker? Were you worried about getting busted by the cops? How would you rate her looks on a scale of one to ten? Did she look like a hooker or a just a normal chick?
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:16 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

it's just meat. stick it and be happy

OP more detail of the encounter please - what did she excel at, what did she suck at(ldo of course), etc
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:27 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

OP:

Did it feel like you were throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Did you spank her? Anything kinky?

and finally
Did she remind you of your mother?
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Old 07-30-2007, 01:34 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

1st...the hate on OP at the start is confusing.

2nd...the rant on the thailand guy is hilarious because I always think the same thing. Nobody [censored] cares! In fact i think that rant could do well in its own thread!
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:00 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

Does anyone else think this thread is hella lame since OP quickly stopped answering questions? He answered the standard stuff and then split.
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:07 PM
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Does anyone else think this thread is hella lame since OP quickly stopped answering questions? He answered the standard stuff and then split.

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I'm pretty sure he was a KKF gimmick. Like someone else pointed out, the name is a combo of two others or something, including KKF's new account.

This thread is an LOL at everyone calling the OP (fake or not) a loser. There's no doubt plenty of people who read these boards who are in sexless relationships. At least this guy knew what he wanted, got it, and got the whole bed to himself when he went to sleep. Besides, $240 is probably what a lot of people spend on dates etc. before they finally get laid. Hell, even if it was half that I'd consider the difference an acceptable surcharge for not having to deal with all the baggage that comes with relationships.
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Old 07-30-2007, 02:09 PM
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lol @ the guy who assumed the OP must be ugly and fat. I've slept with 14 women in my life and 3 of them have been hookers. I slept with two of the hookers at once and recorded the only threesome of my life. If that makes me fat and ugly then so be it. Too bad for those hookers that I had a videocamera in the hotel closet and I saved the whole thing on tape, for posterity.

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"Don't just stare at it, eat it!"
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:12 PM
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Can me and 2 friends get a hooker and split up the half hour between us to make it cheaper? We wouldn't need even 10 minutes each let alone an entire half hour.

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can either of you get passed teh fact that one of you is going 2nd?

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Get serious. It's a hooker. Unless you book her in the morning it's more likely that one of you is going 5th and the other 6th. If this bothers you, you shouldn't hire a hooker.
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:15 PM
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lol @ the guy who assumed the OP must be ugly and fat. I've slept with 14 women in my life and 3 of them have been hookers. I slept with two of the hookers at once and recorded the only threesome of my life. If that makes me fat and ugly then so be it. Too bad for those hookers that I had a videocamera in the hotel closet and I saved the whole thing on tape, for posterity.

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Give these boys a break. They haven't figured out yet that you always pay for it, one way or another, and that paying for it up front with no strings is sometimes the best way to get it. They'll learn.
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Old 07-30-2007, 04:31 PM
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Default Re: Ask me about the hooker that just left

wtf is going on in OOT? First that weird cartoon and now everyone is hating on hookers. What the hell is going on here?
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