July Low-Content Thread

[Sailboats]

Well ill be leaving soon to HG. I have to try and get my money back from a few weeks ago.

[HOWMANY]

I honestly think people are starting to make hands up to post on 2+2 just to put me on life tilt. In the past 5 minutes I have accidentally stumbled on to these two gems:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11419227

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post11416844

And also had someone reply to one of my hands with "Check/folding the river for one bet in limit poker is an error" yesterday

And this reply in the "weird spot" thread:

"We bet turn, and if simply called, we bet river regardless, and fold if raised unimproved and call raise if improved (flush/straight/FH) and reraise OBV with quads and royal.

If we bet turn and are raised, we call turn, and check fold river unimproved, bet/fold any A/Q/J or club river, check/call river K (not royal), get all the bets in possible with Kc and Ts (to a point until we have to put him on K9c or 89c).

Thoughts?

Edit: Might have to move the Ace river into a bet/call or check/call range because he can have KK here enough that folding is yucky."

I must be going insane because I'm sure that these people are all winning mountains of money while playing like blindfolded chimps.

[BigBadBabar]

wow, that first hand is terrible and makes me want to cry

[that_pope]

I am a blindfolded chimp...please educate me (and yes I do win mountains of chips, I have been averaging .6 of a rack at 20/40 over the last 35 hours).

[bugstud]

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commerce lets me play fish huhuhu. No rake. 1/2. I take all 2500 of his dollars.

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How long are you staying? I'm sad that I didn't win the whole casino last time so I need to go back after I beat Crazy Mike.

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I am here until sunday for sure but since the 1/2 game crushed me today I may just play 40/80 tomorrow or just drink.

[HOWMANY]

lol if any of you oceans guys are awake then Jed is on espn2 right now on a fishing show

[HOWMANY]

POW RIGHT IN THE KISSA

Villain here is ultra super duper laggy and I didn't see I had dead cards before defending but being able to shove a hand up his [censored] tail pipe makes me feel great because even though I feel like he is awful he gives me fits in this game.

7 Card Stud High-Low ($30/$60), Ante $5, Bring-In $10 (converter)

3rd Street - (1.33 SB)

Seat 1: xx xx 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 2: xx xx A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 3: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___raises
Seat 4: xx xx K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___folds
Hero: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___brings-in___calls
Seat 6: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 7: xx xx Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___folds
Seat 8: xx xx 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]___folds

4th Street - (3.33 SB)

Seat 3: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___checks
Hero: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___checks

5th Street - (1.67 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]___bets___calls
Hero: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]___checks___raises

6th Street - (5.67 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___checks___calls
Hero: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___bets

River - (7.67 BB)

Seat 3: xx xx 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] xx___checks___calls
Hero: K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]___bets

Total pot: (9.67 BB)

Results (in white):<font color="white">

Total pot $580 | Rake $3

Seat 3: [6s 4c 8s Qh 2h Qd Tc]

Hero: [Ks 4h 4s Kc Ac 4d 7d] (HI: a full house, Fours full of Kings)

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[AragornX151]

Booked plane tickets &amp; commerce rooms from August 9th (get in around 7ish) through August 13th (leave at 11:30 AM). Really psyched, going with a good friend of mine for nothing but poker and drinking. I'll mostly be playing 20-40+ limit, so I'll see some of y'all there!

[Sailboats]

Why do i always get [censored] in the ass at HG? Damn the tables are wonderful, but i run so bad there. It's funny how i recognized many players that play both commerce at HG. Didnt do to well Friday night and left down at like 3:00 am the 30/60 (they had a 50/100 running for a bit surprisingly). The next day coming back from a party on saturday night i decide to stop by the commerce at 3:00am. I run into Jorge who was playing in 30/60 and now at commerce at 40/80. He was still their when i left at 900am playing 1/2. Some people are sick degenerates.

[surfdoc]

This hand was fun. I don't know if it could ever happen again. Commerce 40. Surf open raises from the CO and I coldcall AA on the button to mess with his mind. The BB is a fish who I really want in the hand and he calls. Flop AA4. Surf bets, I call, fish calls. Turn is 6. Surf bets, I call, fish calls. River 2. Surf bets, I look left and see he is still interested, I call. Fish calls and Surf tables his QQ like it is the stones. I laugh and table AA thinking I may be the best player of all time. Any differing opinions?