worst sexual experience you've ever had

[Georgia Avenue]

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Window was already rolled down. But I had crap on my right hand. Was driving with my left and didn't want to change hands in fear of having perma crap smell on my steering wheel.

Made it awkward for me to throw up out the window over my left arm. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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[RikaKazak]

I was ~165 pounds and 5'8" white

Her: 300 pounds 5'6" and Indian (native american)

That's what everclear does to me [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[FyteOn]

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from memory ripped his foreskin and one of his testicles swelled up a fair bit

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Beat: Foreskin

[d0nkaments]

beat: i was bitten as well
brag: was hammered, so did not feel it at all

[Marmor]

Have not had sex in 6 years. Am 23. Winnaaar.

[Dan BRIGHT]

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you guys suck if you are getting bad head. Take the girls finger or thumb and suck on it and show her how its done.

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r u openly gay??? serious question..

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You can cut the repressed man love in here with a blunt [censored]. What would you do, draw her a diagram?

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yea im gay 4 you homofag

[admiralfluff]

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I still have the best, but you will never hear it. Hahahaha.


Actually, it's not that great, but I'm a prude so it really grosses me out to think about it.

Cliff's notes:

-I drive 3 hours to [censored] an internet girl who ends up being 5 years older than her picture.
-She has floppy [censored]
-She has a jungle downstairs (which grosses me out a little)
-We have terrrrrible chemistry in the half hour we spent together pre-sex.
-She reveals she's on her period (which absolutely disgusts me) but I soldier on since I drove 3 [censored] hours.
-I find out her baby is sleeping in a crib right next to her bed which we are [censored] in. Put this together with the previous point, and I have to reaaaally concentrate on happy thoughts to maintain a 75% erection.
-She pisses on my hand.
-I nearly puke, and drive 3 hours home with piss on my hand and blood on my dick.

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penis?

[Dan BRIGHT]

for me, lol, i was drunk and i take home this 30ish asian couger who has english as a second lang. In the morning she wants me to drive her home. I dont have a car at the time. I fake-ask billyjex to borrow his while implying that im not serious and that i just had to fake-ask to appease her, hes like whatever man and humours me (her). btw its 9 am at the time. Billy fell asleep at probably 3 am. I end up calling her a cab but i guess she has like no cash (wtf?). I accidently say "so how much should i pay you for the cab?" (note: instead of give you). But she doesnt catch on b/c english difficulties. Eventually i drop 50 bones on this girl just to make her go away it was so aweful. She was like the type that just lay down in bed and laed there and was like blehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. borrrrrrrrrring. Also she ate a bunch of the snack food in the house and didnt ask or anything. Pretty anoying in that regard too

[Grey]

I was not expecting Dan B's to be the most boring.

[Dan BRIGHT]

dude we had like no food in the hermosa house and she [censored] ate it