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Old 07-20-2007, 11:43 PM
Windforce Windforce is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

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Total Gimmick!!

You can tell he is trying to impersonate Borat, but instead of making fun of the glorious nation of Kazakstan, he is doing it with Poland.

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LDO
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:07 AM
MaxRaises MaxRaises is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland


Cut off your right testicle




I will give you $5 on PS
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:13 AM
Jay Riall Jay Riall is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

Hahahah I really wish this was true. Funny stuff.
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Old 07-21-2007, 12:15 AM
Jeffrey Dahmer Jeffrey Dahmer is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

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Cut off your right testicle




I will give you $5 on PS

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You don't have $5 to your name.
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:48 AM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

soo, do we get to see poo in a bag?
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Old 07-21-2007, 05:59 AM
Heavens_Myst Heavens_Myst is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

if you videotape urself throwing up into a glass cup and then saying "cheers, B B V" and drinking it, i will send u $10 on stars

(disclaimer: must be videotaped and be atleast 4 ounces of throw up)
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:08 AM
Ship Ship McGipp Ship Ship McGipp is offline
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

this thread is amazing. post more picture of Polish girls. take pictures of anything, the city, anything. PM me in a few days when this thread gets good, i'll send you some money on stars.

i'm half Polish and i keep hearing how even though the cities are poor, some are beautiful with the antiquated buildings, etc. i'd really like to visit warsaw i think. anyways, do weird [censored], i'll probably hook you up.

this thread also has ansky yelling at apathy about paying for the hu tournament like about 4 other threads and for some reason i laugh at that everytime.
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:22 AM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

more pics of polish girls plz.
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:26 AM
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Default Re: Beat - I live in Poland

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If you post a video of yourself walking into a restaurant and dumping a bag of poo on the floor (has to be a sizable amount), saying "I ate your food and this smelly stuff came out of my ass," I will send you 10 dollars on pokerstars.

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I will also send 10 bucks for this.

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As will I

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Ill send $11

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In for the 10$, awesome idea!
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Old 07-21-2007, 06:31 AM
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variance: my brother banged a chick who claimed to be a foreign exchange student from poland (she turned out to just be an american skank) apparently she told my brother to "finish in her mouth" in a bad euro accent. is this something standard for polish chicks, or was this her just being a cum loving whore?
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