"Jesus" advises Yang to stiff dealers?

[seemorenuts]

When Jerry and (not) Tuan were mere toddlers languishing in their hopeless, godless respective refugee camps, starving, in ill health, and wondering if they would ever be free; they would dream big dreams, specifically--to win large at the World Series of Poker and mostly to get mentioned in threads pertaining to insufficient tipping.

Praise God, all their dreams have come true!