Female on Paxil, Things have changed

[Clarkmeister]

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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don't bother growing the balls. you won't know what to do with them.

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Yup. Exactly. This is an all time low. Doc7, welcome to The List. Buh-bye now.

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Um just so you guys know, the immediate goal is not to bang her. Baby steps.

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It should be. You've got to get her sexually excited. There's no flame or spark or anything in a platonic relationship.

YOU NEED TO LET HER KNOW YOU CAN GET HER PUSSY WET.

EDIT: Diebitter or astro, I believe the OP deserves a special title and an extra star for this [censored].

[shemp]

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she's making it pretty obvious that we could be very close to taking our relationship to a physical/etc

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And rather than act on her advances, you've decided to ask OOT whether or not you should.

Okay. So now we've established you are a head case, I think you should steal her soiled underwear and use them for mastabatory fantasies, maybe some night she'll crawl into your bed -- leave your computer on so that you can quickly ask OOT for your next move.

[Doc7]

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Yup. Exactly. This is an all time low. Doc7, welcome to The List. Buh-bye now.

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I still have 3 hours and 42 minutes.

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Yup. Exactly. This is an all time low. Doc7, welcome to The List. Buh-bye now.

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I still have 3 hours and 42 minutes.

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Do you want me to bang her for you?

[Magellan]

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I still have 3 hours and 42 minutes.

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So what's your plan?

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PLAN! DON'T TALK ABOUT PLAN! YOU KIDDIN' ME, PLAN?!

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[durron597]

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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you... [censored]... moron...

[Wayfare]

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Oh, my god.

I almost deserve a second star. She told me I could kiss her...I let the episode of family guy end...she started another one....2 hours later....she left, let me know on the way out that i "need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

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Wait you are in love with this girl and she TOLD you you could kiss her and you didn't?

Might you be gay?

You really gotta find your biggest friend and tell him this story, and then get him to kick you in the balls so that you never, ever, ever, ever do this again.

[Doc7]

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lol if i had known you were gonna do that i prob wouldve brushed my teeth or something, so sorry about the minestrone soup thing lol

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