OOT weekly thread: minor things that infuriate you - Page 23

DonkeyKongSr · #**221** 07-12-2007, 04:59 PM

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OK, this thread is just a rant thread for when little things tick you off far more than they reasonably should.

Here's what happened to me.

Last night, I go to dinner. This stupid bitch manager tells me they no longer sing their special happy birthday song, WTF!?!?! OK, jk obv.

So it's All-Star weekend with tons of stuff a block from my place. It's starting to be a bit of a mess around here (not much yet, but I figure it'll only get worse). They've already closed off a bunch of streets and stuff, though, plus the main freeway exit.

Twice today, I slow down and let people in who are unaware of lane or street closures. These morons would have been stuck trapped waiting forever if I wouldn't have let them in. AND NEITHER OF THESE MF'ERS GAVE ME A WAVE. One was a POS BMW driver, the other was some bitch in a jeep. FUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUFU

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Did this twice today on my way back to work from lunch. No waves.

Worst part is jackass #2 is in front of me at the next signal, waiting for the pedestrians to cross before turning right while I wanted to go straight. The jackass was waiting 2 feet from the curb to turn, making it impossible for me to pass him until he finally turned. Move the [censored] over to the curb if you know you are going to turn so everyone doesn't have to wait for your stupid ass!

TomCollins · #**222** 07-12-2007, 05:09 PM

Morons who camp in the left lane pinning me in against the traffic on the middle lane going 1 mph faster. This is extra annoying when they are going under the speed limit. Mandatory death penalty. Flashing your lights at these morons rarely works. Tailgating does nothing.

If I'm not in a super rush to be somewhere, I'll squeeze out in front, then just let off the gas and see how low I can go before they get pissed. I think I made it to about 40 today in a 70 before the dumb bitch behind me even noticed. If they are particularly annoying, cutting them off, a quick brake job and fast accel works too.

pergesu · #**223** 07-12-2007, 05:18 PM

I hate it when someone just copies some text and pastes it into the reply box as a quote. Then it looks like they're quoting me, but they're actually quoting someone else. Click the damn quote link.

Blarg · #**224** 07-12-2007, 05:54 PM

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I want to have sex with goats and pee on orphans

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That is just SO wrong.

pergesu · #**225** 07-12-2007, 05:59 PM

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I want to have sex with goats and pee on orphans

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That is just SO wrong.

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[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] blarg

pergesu · #**226** 07-12-2007, 11:31 PM

When people type "quids" instead of "guids". It's a freakin G. Maybe it's some long-standing inside joke that I don't get but it's annoying.

prohornblower · #**227** 07-13-2007, 03:29 PM

the "Blind" lady at my local mall who walks around the food court and sets a pen next to me while I'm eating with a card that says something like "I'm blind. I'm selling these pens for $1 donations. God Bless You."

They meander through the court, and come back a few minutes later to collect either the pen, or the "donation."

I know this b**ch isn't blind though. There's just no way. I want to fire the pen across the room and tell her to F off.

cardsharkk04 · #**228** 07-13-2007, 03:44 PM

I was trying to pay for something but the lady didn't see me cuz she was talking with her friend. She apologized and said "sorry I had diarrhea of the mouth" That phrase really annoyed me for some reason

I also hate when people say schwasted

and I hate Akon

revots33 · #**229** 07-13-2007, 03:46 PM

When i'm in line to get on the airplane and everyone's cramming forward like they're fleeing the Titanic and hitting me with their carry-on bag and stepping on the back of my feet. The plane isn't leaving without you. Relax and back the hell off.

Also, people who casually toss garbage out their car windows.

Blarg · #**230** 07-13-2007, 04:19 PM

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the "Blind" lady at my local mall who walks around the food court and sets a pen next to me while I'm eating with a card that says something like "I'm blind. I'm selling these pens for $1 donations. God Bless You."

They meander through the court, and come back a few minutes later to collect either the pen, or the "donation."

I know this b**ch isn't blind though. There's just no way. I want to fire the pen across the room and tell her to F off.

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I see this with people claiming to be deaf too.

WTF deaf people are perfectly capable of working.