Female on Paxil, Things have changed

[Doc7]

Um just so you guys know, the immediate goal is not to bang her. Baby steps.

[Blarg]

Hahaha!

Dude, these aren't even steps from a baby. You're retracting back into the womb. What does she have to do, punch you in the face to make you kiss her? The time for baby steps passed a long time ago. You're already right there where you want to be, it just looks like you don't want to be there after all.

I think this may be a job for BigSteve.

[Los Feliz Slim]

Doc,

I was once a wuss like you, so I'm going to try to help where so many other smart, well-intentioned posters have failed. They have given you golden advice, spelled it out for you, and you have [censored] upon them and disappointed us all.

STOP doing what you think you're "supposed" to so and START doing what YOU want to do. This is the only way you're going to have a satisfying relationship with ANYONE. Or satisfying life, for that matter. This is going to require you to acquire some self-confidence and dignity, though, so buck up. Even if you end up miracle-ing your way into having sex with this girl, it's going to be on her terms, not yours, and that's the way it's always going to be.

No "deals" for kisses. No "asking" for kisses, you [censored] pansy. If we read about you asking to kiss her again, we're going to find out where you live and it's not going to be pretty. DETERMINE WHAT YOU WANT TO DO. ACT UPON YOUR DESIRES. DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES ACCORDINGLY.

This is how you'll end up happy. Fortunately, women are also attracted by this approach and attitude and will find you irresistable once you start taking the bull by the horns.

[FMZ]

wtf [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

[Peca277]

How many times have you kissed a girl and been outright rejected? LFS has the right idea... I need to start living by his advice too.

Pu$$y

[Magellan]

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Baby steps.

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No your right, I don't know what we were all thinking.

Definitely take it slow, score a few more points with her parents, maybe catch a couple more family guys.

[Adam Stewart]

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A girl I have liked (even convinced myself I am in love with, probably) for a long time, but who has been through a few sour relationships, keeping me as a "Best friend" the whole time, has recently (6 weeks?) gone on Paxil.

She is now "considering things" at her own initiative, not mine, between us.

SIIHP is not really that much of an option, there are too many emotional strings involved here.


Has anyone here known this kind of thing to happen? How much of it is Girl, and how much of it is Paxil-Girl?

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You are an uninformed morOn, so I'm not even going to dignify your post with a meaningful response.


Adam

[Slow Play Ray]

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what difference does it make? you're probably just gonna find a way to f it up anyway.

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i win.

[MikeNaked]

"need to grow some balls, next time we get drunk we will hook up".

Message to all the youngsters out there: you are SO [censored] fortunate to have Dr. Dom, Clark, Blarg and the rest of the pragmatic OOT crew - not to mention the tons of resources on the web. GOD I wish I had such solid advice growing up. My best advice was from my grandfather: "Chew with your mouth closed. Open the door for the lady. etc"

I have a whole bunch of stories similar to this one; SO many babes I coulda bagged as a youth. I got more confident as I got older but there was many, MANY missed opportunities. I replay them all in my mind and still kick myself. They haunt my dreams. Don't waste your resources, youth and time, you goddamn fuckwad.

[censored]!

[Banks2334]

If ever there was a right time for YSSCKY, this is it. You keep ignoring sound advice, making excuses, missing opportunities, making false claims of growing some balls....
You are in the running for worlds biggest p*ssy. Quit wasting everyone's time and do something or admit you're gay.