July Low-Content Thread

[rafiki]

I had a classic hour long period at Bellagio. Long version of the story is this middle aged Iranian called me cheap based on a tip I gave one of the food runners. She'd call 2-4 outers to the river, and was the kind of player who would gladly rake in the chips when she put a sick beat on someone. But the moment anyone outdrew her, she'd lose her mind.

We don't like each other at this point, and I can hear her talking about me to the people beside her. I get A4o on the button and attempt to steal her big blind. Sb folds, she calls. I flop the A and bet, she folds. As I'm raking in the chips, I say "I have lots of tip money now with your 30$ here...". She freaks out, starts going nuts on me. 3-4 hands go by, and I tell the guy beside me "watch me put her on sick tilt". While she's still mouthing off, I look her right in the eyes, and point to her 6 stacks (each prolly 150$). And I say:

"I'm taking all your chips. I'm taking that pile, and that pile, those 2, and those other ones also. Baby I'm taking aaaaaall your money"

She goes on some of the most insane tilt I've ever seen in limit hold'm. Since she's on my left, she's calling 2-3-4 cold without even looking at her cards. I took 550$ off her in under 45 minutes. It was gold.