July Low-Content Thread

[HOWMANY]

1/2 Commerce last night, folds to me in HJ and I raise TT, fishy young guy calls on the button, both blinds call.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Check to me, I bet, button raises, both blinds somehow coldcall here, I am perplexed but this flop is so boring that I decide to just 3bet now and hope it turns out happy, all call.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Check to me I bet, all call

River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Check to me, I bet, button now decides to raise, both blinds fold, I pick up my cards to muck but then remember that the pot is huge and that Mike L told me not to take bet/fold lines against these morons so I call. I am presented with 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. I am happy I paid him the $200, with the effort he put into getting there it would be rude of me not to pay.

Also a slowroll I suffered 2 days ago in the 60. I raise A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] UTG, moron horrible woman who thinks she has a clue 3bets, fold to me and I call.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
I c/r/4bet she calls.

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
I bet, she raises ande if she has Queens she can [censored] herself so I 3bet and she calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
I bet she calls, I table my hand, she sees it, taps the table, then looks at my hand for about 5 more seconds to confirm it is the same as it has been the whole time before she now realizes that Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] are the cards she contains in her hand and that those two specific cards overpower my mere 1 pair.

Here's a third one I saw in the 60:
Spazz raises UTG, fold to SB who 3bets, UTG 4bets, SB 5bets, UTG 6bets, SB calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
SB check/call

Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
SB c/c

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
check/check, SB says two pair, UTG slams JJ face up on the table cursing about how bad he runs. SB then turns up 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]