**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July(LC/NC)** - Page 122

Check_The_Nuts · #**1211** 07-09-2007, 07:02 PM

jony, what limits you playin now?

Gelford · #**1212** 07-09-2007, 07:02 PM

But on a different note, here is a hand I just played and found amusing. It is a bluff gone right.

Villian is Lord_of_Bluff (yes that is his Party SN) and he is running kinda tard'ish, so I am getting tired of him playing back at me, so well ... I pick up an OESD on flop and figure that he is 50/50 something solid something rotten, but I'm like

OK you [censored] piece of [censored] [censored], If you want to play hard ball be prepared to get your stack in every freakin time from now on .. can have you trying to bluff me, eh ?, so therefore I rebluff ... turns out he had a set.

On a different note, he went into a berating frenzy afterward, I seem to be a noob/fish/retard whatever [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Edit ups wrong HH
Edit 2 HH fixed

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB (Lord_of_Bluff) ($104)
UTG ($145.56)
MP ($100)
Hero ($103.91)
Button ($120.25)
SB ($96.56)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, BB (Lord_of_Bluff) calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Lord_of_Bluff checks, Hero bets $5.5, Lord_of_Bluff raises to $11, Hero raises to $36, Lord_of_Bluff calls $25.

Turn: ($79.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Lord_of_Bluff bets $20, Hero calls $64.41 (All-In), Lord_of_Bluff calls $44.41.

River: ($208.32) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $208.32

Results in white below: 
Lord_of_Bluff has 5d 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Hero has 6s 7s (straight, eight high).
Outcome: Hero wins $208.32.

Manchild84 · #**1213** 07-09-2007, 07:04 PM

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Yep, every day is war and you have to prove it every single [censored] hand month after month.

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Except its war against mouthbreathers who look down, see 69, chuckle to themselves, and think how they cant wait to tell their friends who have barely hit puberty how they totally pwned some guy with the bestest hand ever.

jonyy6788 · #**1214** 07-09-2007, 07:10 PM

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jony, what limits you playin now?

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lost 7 BIs at NL100 to start month, can't have that! so I moved to NL50 and got the $700 back in 3500 hands. 3400 hands of NL100 since +740

god I'm f'ing lazy

laziness is gonna skyrocket for a couple days when this comes....

and then reeeeeeeeeeeallly lazy when this comes next week

Manchild84 · #**1215** 07-09-2007, 07:12 PM

This feels really weak tight, but after the big flop c/raise, I thought pot control would be prundent.

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $132.95
BB: $100.00
UTG: $148.35
Hero (BTN): $135.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(4 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $4.00, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9)

(2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.00, SB raises to $30.00, Hero calls $23.00

Turn: ($69)

(2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($69)

(2 Players)
SB bets $10.00, Hero calls $10.00

Pot Size: $89.00 ($2 Rake)

jonyy6788 · #**1216** 07-09-2007, 07:12 PM

[ QUOTE ]
But on a different note, here is a hand I just played and found amusing. It is a bluff gone right.

Villian is Lord_of_Bluff (yes that is his Party SN) and he is running kinda tard'ish, so I am getting tired of him playing back at me, so well ... I pick up an OESD on flop and figure that he is 50/50 something solid something rotten, but I'm like

OK you [censored] piece of [censored] [censored], If you want to play hard ball be prepared to get your stack in every freakin time from now on .. can have you trying to bluff me, eh ?, so therefore I rebluff ... turns out he had a set.

On a different note, he went into a berating frenzy afterward, I seem to be a noob/fish/retard whatever [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Edit ups wrong HH
Edit 2 HH fixed

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $1 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB (Lord_of_Bluff) ($104)
UTG ($145.56)
MP ($100)
Hero ($103.91)
Button ($120.25)
SB ($96.56)

Preflop: Hero is CO with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $3.5, 2 folds, BB (Lord_of_Bluff) calls $2.50.

Flop: ($7.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Lord_of_Bluff checks, Hero bets $5.5, Lord_of_Bluff raises to $11, Hero raises to $36, Lord_of_Bluff calls $25.

Turn: ($79.50) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Lord_of_Bluff bets $20, Hero calls $64.41 (All-In), Lord_of_Bluff calls $44.41.

River: ($208.32) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $208.32

Results in white below: 
Lord_of_Bluff has 5d 5s (three of a kind, fives).
Hero has 6s 7s (straight, eight high).
Outcome: Hero wins $208.32. 

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1) lol at calling for set value OOP vs. Gelford
2) lol at just calling ur 3-bet on that drawy flop (wtf is he gonna do when about 1/2 the deck cripples his action or makes him behind)
3) he got in most of the money behind! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

jonyy6788 · #**1217** 07-09-2007, 07:13 PM

[ QUOTE ]
This feels really weak tight, but after the big flop c/raise, I thought pot control would be prundent.

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $132.95
BB: $100.00
UTG: $148.35
Hero (BTN): $135.30

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(4 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $4.00, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($9)

(2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7.00, SB raises to $30.00, Hero calls $23.00

Turn: ($69)

(2 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($69)

(2 Players)
SB bets $10.00, Hero calls $10.00

Pot Size: $89.00 ($2 Rake)

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what's his range there? 33, 66, AQ? or is he a spewtard

Manchild84 · #**1218** 07-09-2007, 07:16 PM

Only had 40 hands or so, but he was 30/14/2.5ish... The J on turn slowed me down to, since AJ is in his range as well.

Gelford · #**1219** 07-09-2007, 07:20 PM

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2) lol at just calling ur 3-bet on that drawy flop (wtf is he gonna do when about 1/2 the deck cripples his action or makes him behind)

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Yeah, that is the most horrid thing in the hand .. not me taking a stab at the flop, but smooth calling that flop ... that is just whooa dude [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Manchild84 · #**1220** 07-09-2007, 07:25 PM

1400 hands at $100, and Im running at 29/100. Beyond terrified of doomswitch right now.

Edit: And so it begins (mind you, serves me right for limping, and probably for not taking the free card.

Ultimate Bet - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $49.00
BB: $184.50
UTG: $110.80
MP: $58.20
CO: $166.70
Hero (BTN): $103.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt

(6 Players)
UTG folds, MP calls $1.00, CO calls $1.00, Hero calls $1.00, SB folds, BB checks

Flop: ($4.50)

(4 Players)
BB checks, MP bets $2.75, CO folds, Hero raises to $9.00, BB folds, MP calls $6.25

Turn: ($22.50)

(2 Players)
MP checks, Hero bets $22.50, MP raises all-in to $48.20, Hero calls $25.70

River: ($118.90)

(2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $118.90 ($3 Rake)

MP had (straight, seven high) and WON (+$56.80)
Hero had and LOST (-$58.20)

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