What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[mce86]

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<pulls out cell phone> "Can I speak to Danny Tanner? Oh hes not available? How about the Olsen twins? Do you know why I want to talk to the Olsen twins? Because I got a FULL HOUSE! BOATS FULL BABY! WOOO WOOO!" - 1998 Worldwide Poker Champion, Bill Fillmaff



*do not attempt if playing with David Singer

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HAHAHA

[Acemanhattan]

After this guy missouri dave sucked out in a 40K pot he says to the others at the table as the guy is ranting "yup.... i guess he had me right where i wanted him, didnt he?"

[chicken10der]

Also from Fillmaff: "HORSE is an abbreviation for Horrible Online Retards Suck...Exclamation point!"

[Dynamic]

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the best is when u trap someone for all their chips slowplaying aces... then suck out and chime in with "thats what u get for slow playing aces"....baby punching ensues ..

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Gold!!!!!!1121! Actually ell ohh elled out loud in RL for real

[Go_Blue88]

"This is why this is why this is why I'm hot. I'm hot cuz I'm fly, you ain't cuz you not."

Someone said that to Grimstarr--I think it's a hilarious way to trashtalk

[The B]

- after winning pot vs. d*ckhead "the muck station called, they said to come home"

- to all wreckless amateurs "3...2...1...boom, you just went off...you're a loose cannon"

[Stake Monster]

"thanks a lot Benyaclown, now go buy more cheetos"

[Ribbo]

wp

[74o_Clownsuit]

One time I misclicked horribly for a 300bb pot but managed to hit my runner-runner on the river. I then proceeded to type:

"SNAP YA FINGAS!"
"DO YA STEP!"
"YOU CAN DO IT ALL BY YO~SELF!"