What's the funniest 1-liner you've heard after a hand?

[Diamond Lie]

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the future ldo

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close enough

Tomorrow

[Unknown Soldier]

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best avatar ever diamond

that films a classic

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some days you just cant get rid of a bomb

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hahaha


the riddles were the best and the way batman used his skills to solve them. Can't remember what they were now, something to do with apple sauce in one of them i think.

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One of them was "What is it that's always coming but never arrives?"

answer to follow

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im honestly really thinking about this

[Unknown Soldier]

just realised the answer is directly above

d'oh!

[Unknown Soldier]

what are the other ones?

[Knight Vision]

Some fool at my table on FTP last night used the old "it's better to be lucky than good", which was standard. Then he follows with "being good won't build you a bankroll".

[RyanCMU]

Local 10/20 w/ the retirees after this 65yr old man in the middle of a 50 hour session, 2 outs me for a big pot he goes...

"Thats what I call a rudabaker!"

I'm like "Huh"

he like "Yea son, a rudabaker."

[censored] crazy old men.

[12ressiMorP]

playing limi guy says to me about another guy in the previous hand "Didn't you realize when he called 2 cold preflop and 2 cold on the 7 high flop that he had kings?"

[uuser]

Guy has lost 4 buy-ins in HU match and doubles up one time saying "thx for the $$$" and leaves.

[Black winter day]

In Bellagio: after old dude called my cbet on AQ5 board with K7 (i raised preflop), caught a K on the turn and called my Ax down.

"Why did you call the flop?"
"Stupidity"

[mce86]

When someone calls an all in on their flush draw, and they win and say..I was getting 2 to 1 on my money, thats an instacall!