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| Continue to do her doggystyle and hold your breath |
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27 | 24.32% |
| Try other positions and hope for the best |
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17 | 15.32% |
| Tell her to clean her ass |
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67 | 60.36% |
| Voters: 111. You may not vote on this poll | |||
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#661
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[censored] me in the ass
aifejo poker fouica;;; the second one i feel i misplayed fyi Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $27.65 BB: $35.45 UTG: $24.50 MP: $30.40 Hero (CO): $25.15 BTN: $61.90 Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) 2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.00</font>, BTN calls $1.00, 2 folds Flop: ($2.35) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $2.25</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $6.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $24.15</font>, BTN calls $17.90 Turn: ($50.65) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($50.65) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $50.65 ($2.50 Rake) BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Kings) and WON (+$23.00) Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a straight, Nine to King) and LOST (-$25.15) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $25.10 BB: $15.00 UTG: $72.70 CO: $49.75 Hero (BTN): $26.95 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players) UTG calls $0.25, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.25</font>, SB calls $1.15, 2 folds Flop: ($3) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players) SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.50</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $23.85</font>, Hero calls $21.35 Turn: ($50.70) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($50.70) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $50.70 ($2 Rake) SB had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Tens) and WON (+$23.60) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$25.10) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $24.75 BB: $93.25 UTG: $5.70 MP: $5.00 CO: $19.90 Hero (BTN): $24.35 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, MP checks, <font color="red">CO raises to $1.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $3.75, MP folds, CO calls $2.75 Flop: ($12.35) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players) BB checks, CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $7.50</font>, BB calls $7.50, CO folds Turn: ($27.35) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $12.85</font>, BB calls $12.85 River: ($53.05) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $53.05 ($2.55 Rake) BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Aces) and WON (+$26.15) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$24.35) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $13.05 Hero (BB): $22.40 UTG: $20.05 MP: $25.55 CO: $21.90 BTN: $7.70 Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, BTN folds, SB calls $0.15, <font color="red">Hero raises to $1.50</font>, MP calls $1.25, 2 folds Flop: ($3.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $2.50</font>, MP calls $2.50 Turn: ($8.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $5.50</font>, MP calls $5.50 River: ($19.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $12.90</font>, MP calls $12.90 Pot Size: $45.30 ($2.20 Rake) MP had 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$20.70) Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Sixes) and LOST (-$22.40) Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.10/$0.25 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) SB: $33.60 Hero (BB): $45.30 UTG: $18.30 CO: $12.10 BTN: $28.95 Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players) <font color="red">UTG raises to $1.00</font>, 3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.25</font>, UTG calls $2.25 Flop: ($6.60) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $4.75</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $15.05</font>, Hero calls $10.30 Turn: ($36.70) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) River: ($36.70) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $36.70 ($1.80 Rake) UTG had 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, Six to Ten) and WON (+$16.60) Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Eights) and LOST (-$18.30) that doesnt include all the shortstacks and retards that i had to fold to. down 5 bi in 840 hands AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I GET XPERT SLOWPLAYED JEFJAEIJ DIE IN A GREASE FIRE |
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#662
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AND HOW MANY TIMES DO I GET XPERT SLOWPLAYED... [/ QUOTE ] I just got expert slowplayed...oh, wait. Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter) Hero (SB): $50.25 BB: $78.25 UTG: $52.25 MP: $58.70 CO: $57.00 BTN: $92.25 Preflop: Hero is dealt 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players) UTG folds, MP calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks Flop: ($1.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players) Hero checks, BB checks, MP checks Turn: ($1.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players) <font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">MP raises to $5.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.50</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $32.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $49.75</font>, MP calls $17.75 River: ($101) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In) Pot Size: $101.00 ($3 Rake) MP had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and LOST (-$50.25) Hero had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$47.75) |
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#663
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[ QUOTE ] i need to go to bed in like 30 minutes [/ QUOTE ] curfew? beat. [/ QUOTE ] not quite, try "things to do in the real world tomorrow". and i've moved to 10NL to chase. im rolled for it, whatever. |
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#664
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not quite, try "things to do in the real world tomorrow beat". [/ QUOTE ] i'd take the curfew. |
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#665
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screw it i quit. first losing day in a month. 2 BI doesnt sound like much but it sure feels like a lot after moving up and my graph looks like turd now.
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#666
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OK. Recap:
- I suck at 50NL 6max. 11K hands and -2BIs (lifetime) - I suck at multitabling. As soon as I open the 4th table, my roll only knows one way: downwards. Might be due to the 15.4" laptop screen and the really small images when resizing the tables; I lose on every limit when playing more than 2 or 3 tables. - I didn't look at my game in PT for a long time Soooo. What I'm gonna do is: - Only play 2 tables - Use that instarange-tool or the stove range slider a lot during play - go through my PT database and make EV calculations for every hand that I played in the last month or so that didn't take it down with a cbet; i really need to get a feel for equity/range-stuff. - I got into uPLO a little and I like it, actually, although FTP 10 PLO is so overraked it's not even funny (but I haz god ze rakepakk!) - get me that stress buddy thingy from the FTP store coz I really need to stop throwing water bottles at the walls making dents into them (the walls)... - cash out rakeback to save it for a bigger screen |
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#667
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Ok, villain is 50/20/2 and raises 4BB on the button with a $22 stack at $0.25/0.50 stakes and I am SB with 66, what's my plan? And what about 22 here? I'm thinking 88+ I would reraise but I'm not sure about 55-77. I'm thinking calling and then betting the flop is often bad because this type of player will prob call with allsorts. Also, I should know this by know but what's the best or a good line for AK OOP against a tight player who's something like 20/12/2.5? I mean how far do you go if they call the flop on, say an A74 board, do you then check- call turn or bet/fold? Is this type of player calling my 4BB raise in pos with all pairs or maybe only something like 77+? [/ QUOTE ] Anyone? |
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#668
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Hahaha, who's that guy who was making gifs and [censored]? I got a perfect gif you could make me if you're still up for it.
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#669
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Re. the showdown stats, I was serious; I wasn't sure how standard that was. Usually when I look I find I'm losing with one pair or whatever, so I was pleasantly suprised to see I was winning with everything over a decent sample size.
also ssdex, I am pretty sure I do not run better than you! [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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#670
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All "bad days" are hard to take. Blah blah. No problem. Standard.
But I find there is one particular kind of "bad day" that is more soul-destroying than the others. They are the days when ALL the smallball stuff goes wrong all day: cbets are always called when you want a fold, all 3bs go wrong (somehow), floats whiff, you raise flop donks and get 3b instead of a fold, pfraises always end up multiway and you have to give up the pot without a fight post etc etc. I find these "smallball" days tougher to handle than "bad beat" days because: 1. They make you question such fundamental things as cbets and other basic building-blocks of Unlimited Texas Poker. 2. In session review, you can't find all the BI's you lost...just loads of $10 - $20 pots (@50NL) that are things like 3b/cb gone wrong. Nothing necessarily "wrong" in your play, just totally meh. |
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