beat: last 900$ of life... please give advice - Page 5

prodonkey · #41 06-30-2007, 07:01 PM

take your $900, put it all in a pile.. roll around in it

orange · #42 06-30-2007, 07:04 PM

hiv?

prodonkey · #43 06-30-2007, 07:05 PM

I don't think the virus that causes aids is the answer

helpadegen · #44 06-30-2007, 07:27 PM

alright i am going to play 1/2 nl tonight... i'll have 3 buyins.. any advice? i could just sit at 2/5nl with 500... 5/10 isn't an option.. let me know, thanks

stewartkev · #45 06-30-2007, 07:35 PM

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you can probably get a cheap, one use time traveling machine for ~850. so go back in time when a penny was a lot of money then buy 23844839 hookers with your leftover $50.

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Obv the answer. By the way, are you Vegas Nick?

RickAstleyFan · #46 06-30-2007, 07:51 PM

Stake Brandi Hawbaker.

Humble Pie · #47 06-30-2007, 07:58 PM

$100 left to spend.

ZeuFreak · #48 06-30-2007, 08:19 PM

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alright i am going to play 1/2 nl tonight... i'll have 3 buyins.. any advice? i could just sit at 2/5nl with 500... 5/10 isn't an option.. let me know, thanks

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You can make way more shortstacking 10/20.

SN and site please kthxbai

kyleparks · #49 07-01-2007, 07:20 AM

Crap LDO moron

WhoIam · #50 07-01-2007, 11:13 AM

I really think this is KKF having some fun, but in case you're serious:

Dude, you tried to make a career out of this and you lost. Your situation is hopeless. You're Japan after Nagasaki. All you can do now is graciously accept your defeat. Your parents obviously have money so you need to come clean to them and get them to check you into some kind of gambling rehab asap. Suppose you really do bet all $900 on 00 and get paid out 35-1. In a month or two you'll be in the same situation you are now.