Help me put a bad beat on Cancer and Humbertos shark

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About a month ago people were going to put up a few hundred for someone to just do it, now that someone is willing to do it, people are bitching about him taking any of it.
Shut up.

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Seriously. I bet there wouldn't be any bitching if OP offered to do it and asked for backers, then afterwards said he'd donate half to charity.
Same [censored], except he's up front about it.